crunchy spoon

When you are spooning but the bed is crunchy from cum from earlier.

" I was hitting her with that crunchy spoon"

by McSuacyBoner;) March 23, 2017

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Crunchy Butt Custard

1. Dried poop particles stuck to the anal hair. Similar to dingle berries but not quite as chunky, more of a nice crunchy glaze.

2. Also Known as an E-Cig flavor joke to mess with people with its rather repulsing sound. The flavor doesn't taste like ass, its actually composed of CRUNCHY cinnamon, BUTTerscotch, and vanilla CUSTARD.

1. "Man I've been walking all funny cause the dump I took this morning left me with some crunch butt custard"
2. "DUDE IS THAT A VAPE!?!? WHAT FLAVOR???" "Crunchy Butt Custard"

by Yung Down Syndrome August 5, 2015

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crunchy fireball

The act of fornication with genital herpes

Had some crunchy fireball with your mom last night and cried after

by The fireguy April 21, 2018

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crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights

British name for chips

"Oi, you call these 'chips' instead of crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights? That's a rather bit cringe innit bruv."

by AMERICA RAHHHH December 11, 2023

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