Cracking the Lid of the Ark

A term reserved for when you have a bowel movement, or fart, that is so putrid that everyone the general vicinity is struck down by its face melting power.

The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.

While standing in the checkout line at Walmart I was overcome by the need to fart. To relieve pressure, I reluctantly started cracking the lid of the Ark. Once released, everyone in line was immediately incapacitated by its face melting power!

by Showstick September 26, 2018

Chucking the meatballs

The code word for masturbating when your parents are around

Ye, chucking the meatballs is hard to do when my mom’s home.

by Batboi 487 January 8, 2019

Chucking twos

To throw two fingers up in a peace sign.

She sent me a picture of her chucking twos.

by FuzzyPanda16 February 25, 2019

Cracking

To anal someone

Bro I was full cracking Angela last night

by ethandefinition December 4, 2019

Cucking Hedgehogs

When a male is disappointed by another person right after being hyped up

male: can’t wait for that Florida Georgia Line concert!
female: it’s gonna rain
male: Mother Nature really be cucking hedgehogs

by Local Milk Man January 13, 2020

chucking the wool

A euphemism for male masturbation

"Hey what's up man? "
"Nothing much, just chucking the wool. "
"Aw man, I didn't need to know that, dude. "

by TheKeyDifference April 13, 2020

cracking the whip

When you accidentally drop the charging part or, micro usb-b connector for your phone charger, possibly damaging the charger and wire if dropped hard enough.

Bro 1: What happened to your charger?

Bro 2: I cracking the whip so many times on it that it broke.

by lionlionlion April 25, 2020