I'm going to commit suicide

When someone is deliberately trying to end their own life. It normally happens when one is depressed

Nick: "I'm going to commit suicide"

Charlie: "Please don't, we can get you all the help you need"

by Chronicpain July 27, 2022

Crabtree Committee

That group of women (every guy has at least one) who wish they could get bridal for a guy, but percieved life circumstances prevent them from pursuing the goal, so they talk trash about said guy or try to stonewall him socially. A variation of the cock block squad.

Innocent Girl#1: "Wow, look at Big Marty's Pimp Aura! He's dreamy!"

Crabtree Committe Member#1: "What? Didn't you hear he's a faggot? What planet are you from you fat redhead bitch? Bow down to your new Cunt Nazi!!!"

Innocent Girl#1: "Um, yes... I like Paris Hilton. He's just another dumb asshole Nelly loving Nigger. Thank you Miss, may I have another.(groan)..."

by See you on the field September 5, 2005

Itty Bitty Titty Committee

A group of girls lead by Debra Messing.

Debra Messing felt that she was too flat chested, so she started the Itty Bitty Titty Committee so that she wouldn't be alone and be able to take over the world with small chests.

by Nostok May 5, 2005

the Commitments

Popular early 90s movie about a group of people from Dublin who start a band and experience some relief from their mundane and sometimes dismal lives. This movie had a very popular soundtrack.

Last night I watched the Commitments. It was full of Irish sterotypes but entertaining nonetheless.

by sylvy September 24, 2006

National Go commit Die Day

Just just fucking commit die on something on July tenth

Can’t wait for national Go commit Die day

by I want to die loving MEMES July 7, 2018

commitment

Something women tend to try say they want, but when they commit to you and you are married and have money, they dump you like you're a dumbshit. (See whoring bitches)

That woman tried to make a commitment but only lied to steal my money and house!

by Nitemare January 18, 2003

go commit

short for "go commit suicide"

"I like pop music"
"Maybe you should go commit."

by MelM September 8, 2005