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critch

The combination of "crazy" and "bitch" to be used in place of the term "crazy bitch"
Roll another J and let's keep this party going critches!
or
Hey Critch! Pass the Doritos
or
She's one messed up critch
by rebellious angel December 14, 2008
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Critch

An itch located in the crotchal region usually of noticeable discomfort. For the men who need to sound formal when talking about their nether regions itchiness.
Martin had an intense critch, but as he was in a public setting it would've been inappropriate for him to relieve the annoyance.
by SirHumble February 19, 2018
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Point Of Critical Fatness

the Point Of Critical Fatness is the term agreed upon by the International Medical Federation do describe the sexual climax of a Fat Chick.

A typically voilent event, the Fat Chicks victim is often fatally injured with no recorded cases of full recovery.

Cause of death ranges from catastrophic internal bleeding, asphyxiation, deep shock, cardiac arrest, and extensive external lacerations.

In pop culture, the climax is refered to as the Event Horizon.

To date, there is no law prohibiting the consumption of alcohol by Fat Chicks.
"I'm half the man I used to be after the Point Of Critical Fatness. The doctor says I have two months"
by Jayboy_Evoo March 1, 2009
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cripz

Dumbass gang who thinks they can fight but really can't. They oppose the bloodz and wear the color blue, which is the opposition of red, the color of the bloodz. They usually have a blue bandana in their left back pocket or a blue belt or blue shoelaces. They also wear a brand of shoe witht he initials BK, to represent blood killer. The people in this gang are pussies, dumb shits. Blood Fo' Life.
Yo man, I saw some cripz entering blood territory, lets go kill dem bitches.
by Bloodz fo life January 6, 2008
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criticasm

The art of being critically sarcastic or sarcastically critical of other things.

Being critcal in a sarcastic way
criticasm is a combination of criticsim, and sarcasm
by manslacker December 26, 2007
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Critical mass

The term medical professionals use to say "That ass is just too PHAT."
That women's ender regions has reached critical mass.
by Romoboi May 30, 2019
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Critical thinking

Something Dogecoiners naturally and precociously lack.
Person 1: I am planning on investing all my life savings on a meme coin that is centralized, has no solid stable backing, is non turing complete, techless, unoriginal, forked from an existing project, energy consuming but is a funny meme instead of actually original, innovative and efficient cryptocurrencies.

Person 2: The things you described don't sound good... Try to engage your critical thinking for once.

Person 1: Of course not you silly... I am a Dogecoiner!
by ThomasAAnderson June 21, 2021
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