When you masturbate, ejaculate and fall asleep before cleaning up your discharge,... then have to clean it off yourself when you wake up and everything has dried.
I was watching Sabado Gignate last night before bed, got really tired while I was wanking it and Crispy Creamed myself.
by Merk Colasserone May 08, 2013
Caleb: What are you going to order?
Ruby: Crispy salmon with a maple syrup and lemon dressing.
Caleb: Yum, that sounds delicious, I heard its really good from here.
Ruby: Yes, me too.
Ruby: Crispy salmon with a maple syrup and lemon dressing.
Caleb: Yum, that sounds delicious, I heard its really good from here.
Ruby: Yes, me too.
by amazingguy1234 February 09, 2017
A joke within the Alexander Ludwig and/or the Hunger Games fandom. Alexander Ludwig frequently tells his fans to "Stay Crispy" via twitter, as he does with the term "Liv it up"
by StayinCrispy May 12, 2012
When a woman has not washed her vagina in days and a pale yellow crust forms in the waves of the pubic hairs.
"That was a tasty crispy taco!"
by Abby76543 July 07, 2006
Definition:
The deuce a.k.a. The coffee kids a.k.a. The fat load a.k.a. The jeffersons a.k.a. A turd
Background:
A particularly vile, stringy, and bulbous turd was found residing in a house toilet. It was referred to as 'the fat crispy' in what was a swift burst of genius by Neil.
The deuce a.k.a. The coffee kids a.k.a. The fat load a.k.a. The jeffersons a.k.a. A turd
Background:
A particularly vile, stringy, and bulbous turd was found residing in a house toilet. It was referred to as 'the fat crispy' in what was a swift burst of genius by Neil.
by Neil Sarkar October 13, 2004
When a whole lot of gay guys get together and jerk off into a biscuit and the last one to cum has to eat the biscuit with all the man butter inside.
by beta917 April 16, 2010
I Love Crispy Concords
by MSA "My Schools Ass" January 26, 2021