canonico

Fucking Hype god. If you see this specimen roaming the streets of Ohio, you might look twice and fall in love with his appearance. If you have your girl with you when he passes by, good luck finding a new one.

"Was that Canonico that just walked by? Shit i feel like a bum now..."

by NotCanonico10 November 6, 2017

Canoe Croissant

Verb. Canoe Croissant (plural canoe croissants) (slang) A sexual act when a woman sits on a man’s face and she tastes like a canoe that’s been in Lake Erie too long, but he eats it anyways.

We were going to town and then she gave me a canoe croissant. The life guard should have shut that beach down a long time ago.

by Daryl Grove July 1, 2020

food canoes

human feces that is floating

And, thats what happened. I shat standing up in the Carribbean Ocean while flirting and hugging a naked hot girl. The funny thing about pooping in the ocean is that crap floats. I could feel the turds tugging up when they were still attached, and every time I cut free a candy bar it floated to the surface. This is when I would push her or tackle her. I was herding her against the current of my fleet of food canoes.

by Torgo Rouzdouer July 27, 2008

smooth canoe

A fully shaven female crotch.

"I pulled down her panties and she had a smooth canoe."

by Doobinay July 24, 2009

Carolina Canopener

When your fucking a girl, rite before your about to bust, you shove it in there ass.

jane: omg! i cant even walk staight after last night!

Bob: Why?

Jane: Because joe gave me the most amazing carolina canopener last night!!

Bob: What the hell is that?

Jane: you dont wanna know.

by thatgirlyouwishyouknew October 15, 2009

moose canoe

Someone who exceeds the limits of Douche Canoe

You are acting like a moose canoe.

by DEMON.69 June 26, 2017

Canoli Sucker

pertaining to a young, Italian female who has the lung capacity of Michael Phelps and DSL of Angelina Jolie, who can suck a soft ball through a water hose.

Douche Guido: "Hey did you hook up with any girls at that party the other night?"

Alpha Guido: "yea chief, that party was full of Canoli Suckers."

by Sydney Shores July 13, 2009