Covid Donny

The opposite of a Typhoid Mary. Someone that knows all about a disease they have, but refuses to take any precautions against spreading it to other people either of out of maliciousness or narcissism.

Did you see that guy coughing all over everyone? He's a real covid donny.

by Avarinus October 6, 2020

Covid Divot

The indent left in my couch after quarantine from SARS-CoV-2

I should have alternated where I sat on the couch during quarantine because now there's a Covid Divot right in the middle and I can't sleep on it anymore.

by FEISTYCADAVER April 26, 2020

Covid vaccine

Hand sanitizer

Just drink hand sanitizer an you'll have the Covid vaccine

by Barnie Slayer May 3, 2021

Covid-20

What we should call Covid-19 now because it's 2020 and not 2019.

Frank : Want me to infect you with covid-19?

Niko : No, I'm good I already have covid-20.

by diktahp August 1, 2020

Covid-69

When you contract the coronavirus in the year 2069.

Huey: Yo I just contracted COVID-69 bro.
Riley: Haha sucks for you nigga.

by BlackNipper April 23, 2020

COVID Vaccine

The only thing needed to get back to normal.

Once the COVID Vaccine becomes available to you, just get it.

by SunFlow3 March 26, 2021

Covid-69

When you and your partner are both infected with Coronavirus, otherwise known as Covid-19 and start performing oral sex on one another in the sixty-nine position disregarding the pre-eminent doom of potential respiratory failure.

As soon as we both found out we were infected with Covid-19 we immediately began Covid-69ing in hopes that the genital fluids would serve as decongestants.

by baileystrum March 24, 2020