Couch Nutter

A guy who while attending a gangbang blows his load before he even gets his turn, usually on the couch while masturbating or getting fluffed.

We had two couch nutters at our last gangbang that we won't be inviting back.

by bullforcouples69 January 15, 2021

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Couch Commentator

A person who won't shut the fuck up when you're watching a show, sporting event or a movie, and has to comment about everything (especially political ads). Will also comment about how people look on tv.

I'd really enjoy this tv show more, if the couch commentator would just shut the fuck up.

by beatboxbill September 12, 2021

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Couch kitten

Type of long term sugar baby that uses you for money and security with a pleasant demeanor, but we all know cats will stray and strike. This breed of sugar baby is known to be lazy on the couch, can’t raise her children, and accepts her place in the universe. This type of woman is typically found in Arkansas in the midwestern region. She is a form of succubus that drains your money, breaks your heart, and crushes your balls.

Why have a one night stand when you could have a couch kitten all summer long.

by Insect2 October 5, 2018

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Couch dancing

1. Performing acts of desire while situated on a couch. Not limited to just sexual acts.
2. The act of dancing while in contact with couch or other lampe out furniture.

3. To pre-locate oneself on a couch before and during a house party or family gathering.

Big Jay just wants couch dance tonight and watch the game.

It was great seeing Jeremy couch dancing at CJ's birthday party. It's great to see he is recovering well from his injury.

Did you see Jeremy couch dancing with the beautiful German mild allnight.

by Dr. Von Dickenberger November 12, 2018

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