Type of long term sugar baby that uses you for money and security with a pleasant demeanor, but we all know cats will stray and strike. This breed of sugar baby is known to be lazy on the couch, can’t raise her children, and accepts her place in the universe. This type of woman is typically found in Arkansas in the midwestern region. She is a form of succubus that drains your money, breaks your heart, and crushes your balls.
by Insect2 October 06, 2018
Two people, generally in a romantic relationship, who regularly watch specific Twitch streams together.
by KellyCrayon September 13, 2022
A guy who while attending a gangbang blows his load before he even gets his turn, usually on the couch while masturbating or getting fluffed.
by bullforcouples69 January 15, 2021
1. Performing acts of desire while situated on a couch. Not limited to just sexual acts.
2. The act of dancing while in contact with couch or other lampe out furniture.
3. To pre-locate oneself on a couch before and during a house party or family gathering.
2. The act of dancing while in contact with couch or other lampe out furniture.
3. To pre-locate oneself on a couch before and during a house party or family gathering.
Big Jay just wants couch dance tonight and watch the game.
It was great seeing Jeremy couch dancing at CJ's birthday party. It's great to see he is recovering well from his injury.
Did you see Jeremy couch dancing with the beautiful German mild allnight.
It was great seeing Jeremy couch dancing at CJ's birthday party. It's great to see he is recovering well from his injury.
Did you see Jeremy couch dancing with the beautiful German mild allnight.
by Dr. Von Dickenberger November 13, 2018
"Man, last night I was in da couch."
by bacmm January 20, 2018
by Iistheman May 10, 2017
Someone who comments on the internet or social media posts from the couch. Typically commenting on topics they have no formal education or experience in the topic's field. Look on Facebook for post with over 50 comments for best examples of couch professors.
This 15 year old couch professor is telling how i should set up my race car.
Damn couch professors think they know so much about climate change and poiltics.
Damn couch professors think they know so much about climate change and poiltics.
by Ping207 August 09, 2017