corking the bat

1. Popping a Cialis or Viagra before sex to get the competitive edge of a superhuman unconquerable shaft.

Friend 1- I heard you're gonna lay it down with that Sabina chick tonight, I heard she is insatiable...have you thought about corking the bat?
Friend 2- I don't know, isn't that cheating?
Friend 1- You think you and your dick are better than Barry Bonds?....you better cork that shit.

by Professor T. Bigglesworth November 17, 2020

cork

emphasis on the word dork

naw i dont use twitter that shyt is for dorks and corks

by brandonbovada November 18, 2020

Red cork

A fake discriminatory word that is offensive to red heads with no reason to hate the,.
This saying is used to confuse people.
If someone says it, by accident, become offended or shush and tell them to never say it again out loud. (Kinda like the n word)

“Hey, would you help me remove this red cork for me??”
“You don’t know? Don’t say that.....”
“Say what?”
“Shhhh it’s a bad word just don’t say it”
“????”

by Aliwerm November 21, 2020

Self-Corking

The process of sticking one's own penis into their own ass, therefore "corking" themselves

Dude, Jerry might be gay, I saw him self-corking in the locker room yesterday, what a schlong!!

by Fleshbridge January 9, 2021

Skin Cork

The proper name for someones non-erect cock that has been placed in someones throat, making said cocks girth increase no larger than the size of a cork. Similar to skinflute. A common occurrence in Canada.

Canadians are always putting their skin corks down my throat and I find it rather bothersome. I don't want a cork of skin in my throat, it is gross.

by Canadians With Bobblyheads August 27, 2012

Corking

Smushing ones soft penis into the neck of a bottle, getting hard, masterbating, and then yanking the bottle off to make a cork sound and spraying ejaculate I’m a fast pressurized stream.

I was corking and when I yanked the empty champagne bottle off my dick, it sprayed like an elephant taking a bath in an oasis.

by anonymous December 31, 2023

Corking it

Corking it is a action that’s kinda like edging but for shit, to cork it you have to shove a butt plug into your asshole to hold in any shit that you may experience throughout the day

Stacy: man Jess you’ve been making you’ve been making weird faces and farting a whole lot what’s up with that?

Jess: sorry Stacy I’ve been corking it in so I don’t have to excuse myself to the bathroom

by Jeremy coomer January 22, 2024