cosmic latte

A multicultural term for white people.

"Hey, white dork with glasses!"

"I'm not white, you jerk! I'm frickin' cosmic latte! With Sugar!"

by Chocolate City All Stars October 20, 2006

Cosmic Wedgie

Where you give a person a wedgie and you rip a piece of their underwear off.

Two weeks ago, I gave myself a cosmic wedgie then made my little brother ate the ripped piece. Not kidding.

by Briefboy November 3, 2008

cosmic forces

n. pl.
A collection of preternatural, sentient entities, believed to conspire to turn the course of one's fate for the worst, picking especially on those in a romantic relationship who are content. Reputedly repelled by destroying a prom dress.

"You have a high tolerance to physical pain, so the cosmic forces have converted the comfort you get from this into stress and tension in other parts of your life."

by helium_raven September 10, 2005

cosmic joke

Wanting to know the mind of God is a cosmic joke. You really should be asking yourself, "What's in the mind of God's therapist?" And there it is: the underlying joke. Life. God's therapist. The rapist. Whenever you start thinking you've got the hang of it, it finds a way to fuck you up the ass.

Life is a cosmic joke.

by Max Agrippa September 12, 2016

comic befuddle

When one person tells a joke to a crowd, while at the same time another person tells a joke to the same crowd. The crowd laughs at the second joke and the first joker laughs along happily thinking people were laughing at his joke.

When johnny was the only one laughing at his joke he was comic befuddled.

by Jonathan MS February 24, 2008

cosmic finger

like scout's honor but the outside of the three fingers facing the opposing person, related to super finger

Joe: BOB! this dude flipped me off with three fingers, isnt that the sufi?
Bob: no thats the cosmic finger

by Zeke Harrison October 24, 2008

Comicafliba

A statement of reassurance or to fill in the gaps of a conversation. First said by Mark Fitzpatrick in 2006 whilst trying to make up a word.........he succeeded ^_^

Pronounced: kommikaflibba

Guy 1:Hey man whats up ?
Cool Guy: .....COMICAFLIBA

by XxRayThompsonxX July 6, 2009