conschipated

When your chi is all blocked up, no flow.

"Bro you are really looking down."

"Yea man I am just tired and have no energy."
"Dude you must be conschipated."

by SSpice June 27, 2019

constepaded

What this muppet said.

cooden
to be constepaded
Girl; I cant take a poop. guy; Girl you be cooden.
by eric diaz February 23, 2011

by SatireSteve October 7, 2020

Castipated

when you’re laughing so hard you can’t breathe, and/or crying

“When Jenny told the joke, Arthur immediately became castipated. He was laughing so hard, no noise was escaping his mouth. We could only see tears running down his cheeks. His laughter or, lack thereof, caused everyone around him to laugh as well.”

by skeelodripp March 3, 2021

Constipanious Combustion

When you hold your poop in so long that you die, upon death your colon explodes much like an explosion of watermelon with a quarter stick of dynamite.

I would ask how she died inspector, but I can see by the color of the walls that it was Constipanious Combustion again. That's the third one this week.

by ADANKFART March 26, 2022

Constiplation

When you forget to bring your phone into the bathroom and have to spend your time thinking about life.

Man, I forgot my phone. Now I have to spend my time in constiplation instead of mindlessly scrolling through Instagram while I poop.

by Glunglorp69 April 3, 2023

constifaded

Being constipated and faded at the same time. Drinking beer and eating top Ramen while playing darts!

I thought I was going to have diarrhea after being faded... must be constifaded!. Usually I'm running to bathroom after ramen and darts!

by Benji the leprechaun August 20, 2023

consciate

The act of making something conscious (often an action) or bringing awareness to something. Past tense: consciated)

When I accidentally consciate my swallowing I have to do it manually

by Jiathoughts March 12, 2024