considered harmful

Phrase made popular by computer scientist Edsger Dijkstra. Often modified into other variations.

Go To Statement Considered Harmful
Chuck Norris considered harmful

by Considered Harmful May 25, 2006

constitute

To compose, form.

The three midgets constituted the human castle

by Larstait November 7, 2003

sexually constipated

When someone's sexual desires and lust become pent up due to reasons outside their control. It may result in sick sexual fetishes like tentacle rape, tubgirls, bestiality etc...

If you ever looked at a doujin comic from Japan, you can tell their whole culture is extremely sexually constipated due to the vast amounts of disgusting fetishes they draw.

by MechaTC October 30, 2005

hair conscious

When someone if self conscious about their hair. They care a lot if their hair is a mess and carry about a hairbrush.

Girl 1: Whats that in your hair?

Girl 2: WHAT?! Whats wrong with my hair?! What is in it, where is the bathroom? WHERES MY HAIRBRUSH!!!!!!!

Girl two: Jeez its only a leaf, no need to be so hair conscious.

by LauraMcFarlane February 2, 2009

guilty conscience

1 - when you have a lil feeling nagging in your head telling you to do or not to do something
2 - an awesome song my eMINEm as SarahMarie would say

1 - Ah my conscience is acting like my damn Mom
2 - Meet Grady, a 29 year old construction worker. After coming home from a hard day's work, he walks in the door of his trailer park home to find his wife in bed with another man.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!?!"
2 - "Wait! What if there's an explanation for this shit?"
"What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?!?"

by *MICHI* August 13, 2003

Socially Constipated

The inability to attend a social gathering despite really wanting to go.

Ryan is socially constipated. He wanted to go to the party but no matter how hard he tried he just couldn't go.

by RBass3000 October 6, 2011

credit card constipation

When you go on vacation and your credit card company has blocked your account from any flow of money.

Make sure you call MasterCard before you go to New Zealand, you don't want to get credit card constipation!!

by gwai mui MARTIN April 7, 2010