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consieou

When something was thought of but forgotten in an even shorter amount of time for you to come up with it.
Omg. Planet Vegeta not appearing after Dende's wish was so consieou.~By Joab and Isaiah
by Gemroid June 21, 2017
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Condiments

An assortment or array of various drugs or alcohol products gathered to ensure the thirst for one's favorite habit is quenched.
I'm heading for the cabin this weekend with plenty of condiments, don't expect to see me until Monday.
by Gojai August 24, 2017
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consumage

lets have some foodage for consumage
by wordandmorewords September 5, 2017
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Consumeradism

Feeling sexual arousal and pleasure by being exposed to unsatisfied consumers going to extreme lenghts expressing their lack of satisfaction, preferably with dumb and uneducated comments.
At work today I had a customer complained about an invoice fee, my body was tingling for hours and I couldnt focus on my job - that is consumeradism for you!
by vingattemgaddiosa January 17, 2018
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Consumeradism

Reaching a point of sexual arousal by hearing,seeing or reading about frustrated customers. This state is common by people working jobs that deal with customers, eg customer service etc.
I felt my consumeradism come out when the customer said he would contact the authorities regarding his subcription, and my limb was getting rock hard
by versaceeee January 26, 2018
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Conism

Playing nicely while harboring selfish intent ~ like selling an ice cream cone.
The ice cream exploits the natural desires of the consumer, but it does it in a way that leaves both parties pleased. The money is freely given, the service is provided in a friendly manner, and the seller makes a profit. The seller chose the ice cream shop knowing that ice cream is not healthy, yet widely desired and socially valued. * Not to beconfused with Connism ~ when a vindictive pleasure lurks in the sellers subconscious mind and hides itself from view.
“There’s nothing wrong with a little CONISM, we all gotta make a living.”
by The Wordshipper May 18, 2018
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Consumer

A person who always want things but never bring anything
I had to get rid of them "Consumers" in my house, because they were drinking all my beer.
by APPizzle June 13, 2018
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