Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

THE SPANISH VERSION OF THIS

Jesus, why did you eat that donkey pussy? Can't you have enough ass on your own fucking?

Sir, you have your own boobs! Why are you licking the donkey's nipple?
That donkey dick seems to be evasive! What with the donkey that ate you in the ass!
Faggot
Sucking another guy's pussy

BLACK GUY: YALL MUTHAFUCKA IS GAY

SPANISH STUDENT: Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

¡ Señor, tiene sus propias tetas! ¿por qué Lames el pezón del burro?
¡ esa pija de burro parece ser evasiva! ¡ Qué con el burro que te comió en el culo!
Maricón
Chupar el coño de otro chico

BLACK GUY: DANG NIGGA LOL

by weedhead11111111111111111 February 28, 2018

Conestoga

An uncircumcised penis.

So was the sex good?

No, he had a Conestoga. It had no face. No personality.

by Atlas Jobinson April 11, 2009

consistent intensity

A controlled physical and mental state in order to become successful in any physical activity, especially in working out.

With consistent intensity in your workouts, you can avoid getting liposuction in the future.

by verticalsmile December 21, 2010

euler-mascheroni constant

1) The amount of time it takes to vomit after eating six pounds of mac & cheese. 2) The duration of time: after eating six pounds of mac & cheese and before intense puking, in which your stomach goes bat-shit crazy.

Dude one: I dare you to eat 6 pounds of mac & cheese
Dude two: Ok
Dude one: Damn, you did it!
Dude two: Oh shit! I think that I'll be hurlin' noodles in a euler-mascheroni constant!

by shit-fat-lipid-lips2903756 May 24, 2011

Constantine Maroulis

Ugly greek theatre nerd masquerading as a "rocker dude" on American Idol. Wears too-small leather jackets, strategically ripped jeans and an onyx ring. Has zero singing talent but his staring and "eyefucking" the camera makes you forget that.

Don't vote for Constantine Maroulis. He has neck fat, a butt chin, and he doesn't wash his hair

by Really Bad Poetry April 10, 2005

Wadsworth Constant

Related to watching movies on Youtube, the Wadsworth Constant is applied by skipping the initial 30% of a movie to jump directly to pertinent information related to the movie's title/subject. This is to avoid any unnecessary preambles or filler content that would normally result in the watcher's time being wasted.

a) Check out this sweet Youtube movie I found, use the Wadsworth constant to skip all the junk at the beginning.

b)Wadsworth constant applies.

by tsnips October 4, 2011

Constantina

1. A type of white wood, often used in shipping containers.

2. A rare brand of expensive mobile phone, white silver red or fluro green, with touch screen and 400 types of games, an inbox space of over 6000 messages, a 21 megapixel camera and high tech speaker and recorder, as well as other fancy features. Price estimated at around $40,000.

1. "Hey the Constantina wood's worked out pretty well, hasn't it?"
"Yeah, really set a nice touch to it."

2. "Jesus, I wish I had a Constantina, they're brilliant those things."

"I bought a Constantina and now I'm broke!"

by L :) August 7, 2008