Candle Asshole

Those people who have a closet full of seasonal candles and yet they go to major candle retailers every month and spend an ass load on MORE candles. They also say things like "you are supposed to sniff the lid, NOT the wax." They also think there is a right way and a wrong way to burn a candle.

"I have a dilemma, I want to buy a bunch of fall candles but I don't want to be one of those Candle Assholes..."

by Irina Redd September 8, 2016

candle fucking

Sitting on a candle like a little slut

Klaudia is candle fucking her pussy

by RaekwonMan August 19, 2017

Candledick

When a dick is straight fire! 🔥

Girrrrrl he had some next level candledick

by Candledick boy October 7, 2017

candle your waffle

To place a candle in a mans anus (waffle) and light it on fire so the wax slowly drips onto his taint

You’re so fine I’d love to candle your waffle

by Sexpriestessmclovin December 11, 2017

Conderblock

Something you threaten to smash over someone's dome, though it have misspelled "Cinder Block" out of anger.

I'm going to hit you with a conderblock if you molest my mother again.

by Hackicide3691 July 8, 2018

Candle lit

The deflowerization of a pubescent teenage mans.

Word created by Amanda LC & Ari

12/05/18
Inspired by a wise boi named Alexander Hamilton “my candle’s been lit all night”

Yo ma bro mans, I’m bouta get my candle lit tonight lmaoooooo

by Memebois December 5, 2018

Cindle shorté

Cindle's tend to be very shy and quiet once you first approach them in the wild but once you get to know each other and form a bond there isn't anything else in the world like it, sometimes on very rare occasions in October they will dissaper for up 6-7 hours to shed their hair, once they become confident enough they will come out of hideing and their hair will be orange when this happens they are to be refferd to a cinge(s).

I saw a wild cindle shorté today it was really beautiful.

by Odin.300 November 2, 2019