Communism dog

A bitch ass nigga that fakes toughness.

That communism dog over there is crying because he lost minecraft.

by Suckie fuckie December 11, 2017

Communism

It's the downfall of humanity. Everyone starves

Joseph Stalin once tried Communism but ended up starving half his people.

by Can you feel it now Mr.Krabs? May 13, 2019

Communism

Basically socialism, but much worse in every way. It will never work. Ever.

“My friend supports Communism. My friend also has a mental disorder.”

by ProudAmericanMan November 19, 2020

Commonsense Logic Theory

The explanation of an outcome based theory that can not be argued or retracted using probabilistic reasoning without non-monotonic logic.

Commonsense logic theory was used in the creation of self-sustainable models wherein no argument for or against could be represented.

by Boomerboy79 September 23, 2017

commonsensemedia

A place where they treat people aged 0-17 like babies. They brainwash kids so they wont play phone and also to make them read books. Its operated by boomers.

Parent: What's the age limit for Facebook
Parent 2: I don't know, check commonsensemedia!

by _RPGMaster_ September 9, 2020

neo-communist

One who advocates communism while also tending to look down upon and patronize, if not openly hate blue collar workers. Likely believes that they should not be obligated to work, but should still be entitled to enjoy the products of the labor of others.

"Rent is theft! I shouldn't have to be a wage slave to enjoy nice things! We have enough automation that I shouldn't have to work!"
"So... you're a neo-communist?"

by Huevos grande November 9, 2022

Communism

A socio-political system that, in theory, is a FLAWED IDEA, yet when put into action, becomes a COMPLETELY SELF-DESTRUCTIVE NIGHTMARE. Anyone who claims that Marx was a genius or that communism will work if it is not explicitly 'Stalinist' is not a clear-headed person and probably shouldn't be trusted. An accurate summary of Communism, in a nutshell, is John Lennon's "Imagine". Everybody lives in harmony, blowing kisses and skipping hand-in-hand under the rainbow without a care in the world. But Communism kills all incentive to create one's own success, because in the end everybody works for whatever the Government deems to be "in the nation's best interest". Why would someone create a product that might otherwise yield great profit if they don't stand to get filthy rich off of it? Answer: they wouldn't. That's the fatal flaw. No profit incentive = no entrepreneurship = no trade = no money = a broke citizenry = a broke government = an economic collapse and a rude awakening. If u disagree, just shut up because you're wrong anyway.

With Communism: "I'm gonna start a company that makes flashlights. Question: "why?" Response: "uhhh good question. nevermind".

With Capitalism: "I'm gonna start a company that makes flashlights. Question: "why?" Response: "Because that's what people need right now and they will buy it if they think its a good product. I'll get really really rich and then ill buy a new house, which will cost lots of money to pay for and lots of workers to build. And the workers will build it because they get that money, which they will use to pursue their own interests in life".

by "GIMME YO CHANGE!!" - OBAMA October 14, 2009