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Coma constant

If you look up theories of whatever movie/series/book/game and take the number of all the speculations, you have to add (if not included) a certain constant in which (most of the time) a major character has been in coma the whole time and the plot was just made up in their head.

Because of this the number of theories can never be zero, thus making it a coma constant.
Person A: I really liked the story of {title}, I wonder if there are any good fan theories about it.
Person B: I've read something about {character} being in coma since {event}, nothing else

Person A: It's always that coma constant... Meh

Famous examples:
- Ash from Pokémon
- Harry from Harry Potter

- Finn from Adventure Time
by Lerua November 25, 2016
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chocolate coma

To coma out on chocalate,to eat chocolate with out remembering eating it, to OD on chocolate, just plain fat twatness!
Suss guy1 : "man i ate so much chocolate last night i went into a chocolate coma!"

suss guy2: "arrrrrr ya fat twat!" (in english accent, like off 'Fat Men Cunt Hunt')

suss guy1 : "it was a good time! Buuuuuu' i cant remember a f*$ken' thing!"

suss guy2 : "good times, too good".......suss eyes......
by P-risk April 30, 2008
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HAM COMA!

A hypothetical, slightly facetious, explanation for what happens when a potential significant other, usually male, suddenly cuts off all ties of communication for no apparent reason.
Rachael: "Man! Louis was all lovey-dovey on Thursday, but he hasn't answered any of my texts all weekend! What's his deal, ya think?!"

Kate: "Well, he probably ate some ham after work and passed out in a massive HAM COMA! You just can't function when you get one of those puppies!
by Flanarama-ding-dong January 10, 2009
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gay coma

a state of being cheerfully gay for a day, usually characterized by the attempt to fellate oneself.
Sam, after seeing alex naked, suddenly went into a gay coma, and he started to lift both of his legs up like a girl getting fucked, and in that position, trying to suck his own penis. However, he failed, because it is impossible to suck one's own penis.
by whereismolly April 6, 2013
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Writing Coma

When a writer goes into an extreme state of concentration, and is so deeply absorbed that they are oblivious to their surroundings.
On the last day of NaNoWriMo, Ellen went into a a massive writing coma in order to finish up her novel.
by thelastcard December 1, 2010
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Book Coma

The condition we fall into with 'the book we can't put down.' The afflicted can't hear the voices of others and frequently forget to eat and attend to matters of personal hygiene.
I'm sorry I didn't return your calls this weekend. I was in a book coma with the new Harlan Coben book Friday afternoon and I all I did was turn pages. Apologies for the smell, and can I have some of your fries?
by Dr. Bubba June 29, 2011
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pizza coma

Niggeritis for white people; lethargy brought on by eating too much food, primarily carbs.
Damn I'm stuffed, I'm gonna sit in front of the TV and fall into a pizza coma.
by Tha Motherfuckin December 24, 2008
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