Music Coma

The variably long state not unlike Hypnagogia in which someone is listening to loud music (likely though headphones) and becomes consciously unaware of his surroundings, zoning out into the music he is listening to. May be accompanied by blank stares and completely relaxed muscles.

Guy1: "Hey, what's up?"
Guy2: *Stares blankly in the distance, completely reclined, music blaring loudly even away from his headphones.*
Guy1: *Pokes Guy2* "What's wrong with you."
Guy2: *Snaps to consciousness.* "Way to ruin my Music Coma."
Guy1: "..."

by musiclover000 February 28, 2011

Cookie Coma

n. The sugar-fueled diabetic sleep that results after wolfing down more cookies than you feel your body SHOULD be able to take. Possible side effects could mean waking up in a dough dump; n. The Cocaine-induced high you may find yourself in when the world just sort of slips away and 24 hours later, you are unable to even remember if you were tripping balls or not.

1. My 100 hour cookie coma was so wonderful! I'm even forced to live on insulin due to my binge-ful eating! hoorah!

2. "Where.... wh, whaa.....Who/Where/What/When/Why the Fuck am I?"

by Grammar_Freak_17 April 12, 2008

cougar coma

When a cougar goes off on a jag, feeding on as many hot, young men as she can in order to forget the one piece of prey she really wants.

Ever since he blew her off, M.G. has been in a cougar coma hitting all the clubs, getting with all the young studs.

by mollygoodhead January 7, 2010

Cock Coma

The condition after lovemaking where one's partner is so spent, they fall asleep right afterwards; usually in the last sexual position they were in.

We fucked so hard and fierce, she fell into a cock coma on top of me once we both came.

by FishboneIzRedHot June 21, 2010

technology coma

when you come home from work school etc. and surround yourself in the world of technology. includes things such as tv,payperview, texting, facebook, myspace, amazon, twitter, phone calls, xanga, stickam, etc.
Usually atleast 3-4 of these are being preformed at once.

john: hey what's up tina?
tina: oh you know facebook myspace twitter YouTube...
john: oh the basic technology coma?
tina: yeah pretty much.

by itsfreakingme March 13, 2009

crack coma

A long period of sleep, that occurs after a crack-cocaine binge.

That ho's in a crack coma, after partying with Artie Lange.

by krazykillakomedy January 27, 2010

Wine Coma

A heavily drunken state in which the person passes out, or becomes dazed and looses senses of surroundings.
Commonly brought on by drinking wine in large amounts over a short space of time, always followed by an awful hangover.
Ideal state for drawing on faces of victims.

Your fault, shouldn't have got in a wine coma

by rudeboyyy February 22, 2011