Every once in a while a long-term Facebook friend reacts to one of my posts like they just woke up from a coma and missed all my posts for the last several years.
Today on Facebook I made a joke about conspiracy theories, my first joke on that topic ever, and a woman that has been in my friends list since 2015 says that my right wing/conspiracy posts are getting old. She's a Coma Commenter.
by DrBrian December 22, 2020

To coma out on chocalate,to eat chocolate with out remembering eating it, to OD on chocolate, just plain fat twatness!
Suss guy1 : "man i ate so much chocolate last night i went into a chocolate coma!"
suss guy2: "arrrrrr ya fat twat!" (in english accent, like off 'Fat Men Cunt Hunt')
suss guy1 : "it was a good time! Buuuuuu' i cant remember a f*$ken' thing!"
suss guy2 : "good times, too good".......suss eyes......
suss guy2: "arrrrrr ya fat twat!" (in english accent, like off 'Fat Men Cunt Hunt')
suss guy1 : "it was a good time! Buuuuuu' i cant remember a f*$ken' thing!"
suss guy2 : "good times, too good".......suss eyes......
by P-risk April 30, 2008

A hypothetical, slightly facetious, explanation for what happens when a potential significant other, usually male, suddenly cuts off all ties of communication for no apparent reason.
Rachael: "Man! Louis was all lovey-dovey on Thursday, but he hasn't answered any of my texts all weekend! What's his deal, ya think?!"
Kate: "Well, he probably ate some ham after work and passed out in a massive HAM COMA! You just can't function when you get one of those puppies!
Kate: "Well, he probably ate some ham after work and passed out in a massive HAM COMA! You just can't function when you get one of those puppies!
by Flanarama-ding-dong January 10, 2009

Sam, after seeing alex naked, suddenly went into a gay coma, and he started to lift both of his legs up like a girl getting fucked, and in that position, trying to suck his own penis. However, he failed, because it is impossible to suck one's own penis.
by whereismolly April 6, 2013

The condition we fall into with 'the book we can't put down.' The afflicted can't hear the voices of others and frequently forget to eat and attend to matters of personal hygiene.
I'm sorry I didn't return your calls this weekend. I was in a book coma with the new Harlan Coben book Friday afternoon and I all I did was turn pages. Apologies for the smell, and can I have some of your fries?
by Dr. Bubba June 29, 2011

When a writer goes into an extreme state of concentration, and is so deeply absorbed that they are oblivious to their surroundings.
On the last day of NaNoWriMo, Ellen went into a a massive writing coma in order to finish up her novel.
by thelastcard December 1, 2010

by Tha Motherfuckin December 24, 2008
