Colton

Colton is an absolute fucking menace. His massive sized penis scares even gods of the creation they have made. He plays golf on Sundays, lifts 500LB weights daily, eats bolts for breakfasts, and gets a new girlfriend every fucking day. Colton should not be messed with because he will fuck you up using his massive biceps.

Oh my god Colton just looked at me so hot.

by Ryuichee April 26, 2022

Colton

Uncultured dipwad.
Annoying.
Thinks he’s cool.
Based.

More than likely has a mullet.

eeeeew that kid is so Colton.

by Bill sucks May 3, 2022

Colton

Is a man who is usually very retarded. He is short and looks like a dog.. He is the MOST ANNOYING person you know.

is that Colton..
ya.. better get away

by Ssoundcraz May 7, 2022

Colton

A sexy boy with a large cock. He loves brown haired girls, but thinks hes better than everyone. Tbh, he is, because of his long, masculine penis.

Wow, you have a colton in your pants!

by 12StepKid May 10, 2022

colton

my bestfriend, i couldnt have asked for a better one. funny, caring, you'll never find anyone as good as a colton.

me: there's my bestfriend
other friend: oh is he cool
me: of course he's colton

by avexlo November 7, 2022

Colton

the sexiest man ever know. very skinny and athletic and has abs. in every sport and does not play video games. has a 13 in cock and gets every girl.

colton: im cool

by Carter ptacek01212 November 17, 2022

Colton

Chivalrous

Did you see that man, he was Colton.

by Anonymous9247 January 8, 2022