Colton

A very short boy who sucks at soccer and sports in general
Is mad for his lack of long legs and even though there short he can’t touch his arms

Look at that midget
Yea he’s such a Colton

by AnonymousGirlScout April 16, 2022

colton

coltons are blonde mullet wearing assholes who wear cowboy boots and wear their worn-out, tight ass, ragged up old navy jeans. they always be saying the n word too. coltons need their own damn species. and don’t get involved with these things, they be on some racist shit.

“did you see that ugly nigga with the lasso?”
“yeah, it’s colton.”

by kushi! February 4, 2022

colton

im colton
what the FUCK are you doing to other me's

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

colton is gay -colton

by 206lmao May 20, 2025

Colton

Colton is the best go to partner to have. Colton’s have the biggest most loving hearts you could ever ask for. Colton is the best at keeping you warm at night and making sure the cover is covering you. If you ever find yourself a Colton, love every living moment you have with him because I can promise you it will be the most utterly amazing life you will ever have.

Girl: Colton has never given me a stare where I don’t feel warm inside.
Boy: I’m glad he treats you so well.

by GiganticD March 12, 2020

Colton

Plays hockey all the time he is literally obsessed with it. He's the best hockey player on his team. Ditched the Broncos for the firebirds

Colton is dum

by Logan the mysterious guy October 31, 2019

Colton

yaboi
The weeb god
A walking piece of shit.

He has gotten out of many sexual harassment lawsuits through the sheer power of being an old ass man
He has erectile dysfunction from yeeting that meat

Colton can often be found busting nuts to lolis, Please don't arrest him mr FBI he wont last in prison

by CraftyChef November 12, 2019

colton shaffner

Giant cock

I banged Colton shaffner and for a week it looked like I was riding a horse

by Heepel May 10, 2016