Colombian apology

After upsetting your hot headed fella (usually Latino) or saying/doing something to disrespect him. You apologise by offering your arse and taking it up the bum. All is then forgiven.

"Valeria upset me the other day, disrespected my wife while we were at it. Was about to lose my shit but she gave me a Colombian apology to calm me down. Wasn't mad at her anymore after that."

by Fookem August 10, 2021

Columbo

1. To fall into an episode, preferably s1e1 to fall asleep before 10pm. Usually, after a Rangers loss but also for no good reason at all.

2. A heavy slumber due to … no reason at all.

Are you going to Columbo soon or wait for a failed whale of blog to proof read?

by Franklin Sauce September 27, 2021

colorboygray

an awful tiktok that i own and im writing this to say i belong on urban dictionary

lmao colorboygray

ur mom

by grayisfruity October 8, 2021

Colombian hurricane

When one partner unbeknownst or not to the other puts cocaine inside their anal cavity and then flatulates while receiving anilingus causing a cyclone of cocaine to spray the other party's face.

She definitely seems like the type of girl that would bring you home and surprise you with a Colombian Hurricane

by Stan from Afghanistan October 11, 2021

colombian sauce

The swag of a person who is sexy and also colombian

Can also be Salsa Colombiana

“ shakira is dripping with that Colombian sauce”

“ He had that Colombian sauce”

by Justchecking22 November 10, 2021

Colomban

Although this first name is completely out of the ordinary, Colomban is known to have a great sensuality and knows how to attract women (and boys) in a harsh but effective way.

He also has a great intellectual capacity often comparable to that of a pangolin.

We wish him long life

"Colomban, what an intellectual man!"

by Zzbrud November 21, 2021

colomban

The most living soul to walk this world.
Also good at sex

Man, you’re not afraid anymore, that’s so Colomban !

by Rigobert November 23, 2021