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post-coitus-shavus

A binding vow made between close mates, thou shall not shave until coitus-completus (the deed is done).

Usually conducted as a bet between mates on a dry spell. Can also be used as motivation for mates hung up on an ex to move on.
Someone - What’s with the dirty mo’s?

The boys (simultaneously)- “We are bound by the vow of Post-Coitus-Shavus”

Someone- Why doesn’t Johnny have one ?

Johnny- *smirks smuckishly*
by tommystips December 17, 2019
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post-coital remorse

When you compromise either moral and/or aesthetic standards to get laid and regret your choices instantly after. Post coital remorse is the feeling that manifests itself as the voice in your head the very moment after experiencing an orgasm and expresses utter disappointment by speaking an inner dialog that can vary in severity from disgusted shame all the way to suicidal suggestion.
police say, "post-coital remorse, is believed to be the leading cause of suicide in Men who fuck fat hoes."
by Lil2'high August 16, 2022
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coath

FOR LAZY PEOPLE WHO COULDNT BE BOTHERED SAYING FUCKING OATH.
Guy: dude that chick is hot
Other guy: Awww COATH
by SquintenTarantino February 16, 2009
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coth

archaic variant of the word 'both', used when instead of affirming two things, you are agreeing with/to three things
'What's wrong? Are you sick/cold/hungry?'

'Coth'
by a very random person February 22, 2005
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Coothers

Something that is cool or good
(This word is the opposite of the word beethers, meaning really bad, "garbage" or "boo boo")
David: "Yo! I got an A+ on my AP Stat test!!!"

Dhyan: "That's coothers, breh!"
by xbeatxassassinx August 27, 2009
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Coit

n. A derogatory term for heterosexuals. Derived from the word coitus
Dude, that was so coit!
Or
Sorry man, didn't think you were such a coit about that.
by coitus maximus? January 21, 2006
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Coital Commentator

(1) a sexual braggart, usually male, who feels compelled to offer commentary on their sexual performance

(a) the commentary can be pre-, during, and post-coitus

(2) it often goes hand in hand with bedroom Fiction on the Fly
"The guy was cute but he was another of those coital commentators. I had to hit the mental snooze button a few times."

"It wasn't enough that he was a lousy lovemaker; this coital commentator had to describe it like he were the horse and I was Catherine the Great."

"It felt like Monday Night Football. Sex may be a game of inches but the coital commentary was bugging me."
by Marcus Antonius July 27, 2009
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