A binding vow made between close mates, thou shall not shave until coitus-completus (the deed is done).
Usually conducted as a bet between mates on a dry spell. Can also be used as motivation for mates hung up on an ex to move on.
Usually conducted as a bet between mates on a dry spell. Can also be used as motivation for mates hung up on an ex to move on.
Someone - What’s with the dirty mo’s?
The boys (simultaneously)- “We are bound by the vow of Post-Coitus-Shavus”
Someone- Why doesn’t Johnny have one ?
Johnny- *smirks smuckishly*
The boys (simultaneously)- “We are bound by the vow of Post-Coitus-Shavus”
Someone- Why doesn’t Johnny have one ?
Johnny- *smirks smuckishly*
by tommystips December 17, 2019
Get the post-coitus-shavus mug.When you compromise either moral and/or aesthetic standards to get laid and regret your choices instantly after. Post coital remorse is the feeling that manifests itself as the voice in your head the very moment after experiencing an orgasm and expresses utter disappointment by speaking an inner dialog that can vary in severity from disgusted shame all the way to suicidal suggestion.
police say, "post-coital remorse, is believed to be the leading cause of suicide in Men who fuck fat hoes."
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(This word is the opposite of the word beethers, meaning really bad, "garbage" or "boo boo")
(This word is the opposite of the word beethers, meaning really bad, "garbage" or "boo boo")
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Get the Coit mug.(1) a sexual braggart, usually male, who feels compelled to offer commentary on their sexual performance
(a) the commentary can be pre-, during, and post-coitus
(2) it often goes hand in hand with bedroom Fiction on the Fly
(a) the commentary can be pre-, during, and post-coitus
(2) it often goes hand in hand with bedroom Fiction on the Fly
"The guy was cute but he was another of those coital commentators. I had to hit the mental snooze button a few times."
"It wasn't enough that he was a lousy lovemaker; this coital commentator had to describe it like he were the horse and I was Catherine the Great."
"It felt like Monday Night Football. Sex may be a game of inches but the coital commentary was bugging me."
"It wasn't enough that he was a lousy lovemaker; this coital commentator had to describe it like he were the horse and I was Catherine the Great."
"It felt like Monday Night Football. Sex may be a game of inches but the coital commentary was bugging me."
by Marcus Antonius July 27, 2009
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