cockblock

The worst thing you could do to one of your homies

AARON! STOP COCKBLOCKING ME!!!

by someguywhoisonurbandictionary March 12, 2021

Cockblocking

A true dick move

Jonathan: “hey asshole, go cockblocking somewhere else, bitch!”
Generic asshole: “no. Also, fuck you, imma steal your girl.”

by The ceo of shit Cold War guns July 16, 2021

Cockblocker

A cockblocker is a person who prevented his/her male friend from having sex by being really annoying or interupting the couple. Being a cockblocker might ruin your friendship by quite a bit, unless it's your best pal that might forgive you after a couple of days.

"Hey, what the hell was that for?!"
"What do you mean?"
"You god damn cockblocker, you ruined it all."

by CoffeeGoSlurp September 21, 2021

Cockblockdown

When you can't get laid because lockdown prevents you from travelling and socialising.

"You getting any tonight?"
"Can't, the government has just announced another cockblockdown."

by Naughty Corporal January 13, 2022

Cockblockdown

When you can't get laid because lockdown restrictions prevent you from travelling and meeting other people.

"You getting laid tonight?"
"Can't, the government just put us under another cockblockdown."

by Naughty Corporal January 13, 2022

Cockblocked by your pet

When you’re about the fuck the baddest bitch in the ocean but she’s so into you’re pets that you end being blue balled or sitting alone cause your pet gets all the attention

Matt:I was about to bang Lisa last night but Fido got in the way

Adam: damn bro sounds like you got cockblocked by your pet

Matt:damn even my dog pulls more pussy than me

by Niggalini March 31, 2022

cockblock

you. ryan. basically anyone named ryan.

Person 1: "bro whats a cockblock"
Person 2: "you."
Person 1. "... what the fuck"

by cockyblockysucky April 24, 2022