Nut cluster

When you hit your balls against a desk and get very hard and you say don’t hit my cluster

I fell and hit my nut cluster and they got hard

by Willy838383 January 20, 2020

cluster fuck

when there are too many thing going on or people around you its called a cluster fuck

person1: there are so many people here

person2: i know its a cluster fuck

by yiuh September 13, 2018

cluster fuck

South sudan

South Sudan is cluster fucked

by YouLostYourTree December 2, 2020

dick cluster

A group of men jerking off and making truffle butter

"Hey dude wanna be in a dick cluster "
"Yes totally dude but no homo"

by VGZIGGY March 21, 2016

Cluster Fuck

When anything that can go wrong goes wrong. Imagine a tornado hits a sewage plant then travels and smacks the shit out of a fan emporium.

Holy shit! Getting from downtown was a total cluster fuck, there was sooo much traffic then a car flipped over, just to make matters worst two dudes started fighting in the middle of the street which soon turned to a mosh pit. Then some asshole ran into me and drug his car down the side of mine.

by The Keeper of Knowlegde June 5, 2014

Knuckle Cluster

When you're in bed with your man and he lodges his entire fist into your cooch. he then squirms his hand around until he sees his knuckles through your belly. Once seen they instantly cum.

Ronald: Did you hear? Samantha got knuckle clustered by David
Arnold: Really?
Ronald: Yeah. She died mid-way and he sat there cumming. He soiled the bed sheets completely white
Arnold: Damn. It was good when I railed her ya'know?

by I'mAGlugGlugVacuum6900;) January 11, 2023

Cluster-Flock

When multiple dickheads flock into a certain, place, fandom or hobby, transforming it into a clusterfuck of assholery. They will then anally rape it until it is sore, rotten and a genuinely bad place for everyone.

Joe: Did you see what the SJW invasion did to Marvel Comics?
Rex: Yeah. Once they began cluster-flock to it, it was only a matter of time.

by Blarg-chicka-honk-honk March 12, 2018