cocktail

The milky white beverage that shoots out of the penis during ejaculation.

A girl blows a guy. He ejaculates.
Girl: "Nice cocktail"

Friend: "So how's the relationship going?"
Guy: "She blew me last night."
Friend: "Oh my gosh, that is AWESOME!"
Guy: "But that's not all; when I cummed, she swallowed all the cocktail, and smacked her lips!"

by iHarteSax June 23, 2011

cocktail dick

A way of referring that a dude has a small dick (like those cocktail weenies that are served on sampler platters).

Dude, Kat said that Joe has a cocktail dick, It must've been hard for them to get laid that night.

by Zaan3 January 5, 2009

unnecessary cocktailing

The act of consuming way to many drinks. To much debauchery, douchebaggery, shamelessness, unfiltered verbal diarhea, lack of inhibition and so forth.

The guy across the bar hitting on the girl that's clearly not interested, should be flagged for unnecessary cocktailing.

by jmun77 February 15, 2010

triple cocktail

An alcoholic beverage consisting of gin, laxatives, and viagra. Designed to induce a triple, or the elusive double triple.

You know a guy's kinky when he offers to buy a triple cocktail. Gotta be sure to have plastic sheets.

by triple temptress December 20, 2010

Council estate cocktail

A mix of cheap alcohol used to make drinking it slightly more bearable

E.g Strongbow and Blackcurrant

Person 1: What are you drinking?

Person 2: Strongbow and blackcurrant
Person 1: Aw, why are you drinking a council estate cocktail?

by Qwertyasdfghdjihfebfbnuecn November 2, 2010

Snatch Cocktail

Whilst performing oral sex with a female, adding some of your favourite alcoholic beverage to jazz things up

Dale: How was your weekend ?

Jane: You wouldn't believe what happened to me

Dale: Snatch Cocktail?

Jane: Yeah, its going to be a thing soon

by browntown6 June 26, 2010

cocktale

A sot's wildly exaggerated personal account of an alleged sexual romp, spun repeatedly (with additional embellishments) to a slobbering posse of sex-deprived losers.

Uh-oh, Frank just knocked over his drink reaching into his wallet for a prop condom. Looks like he's about to spill another cocktale.

by loincloth January 12, 2008