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Christopher Knight

um wow alex got doxxed he lives in canada
NO HES JUST A FUCKING CHRISTOPHER KNIGHT
SCOOTER SQUAD
by daddy loserssss August 12, 2018
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Christopher Wallets

A person who walks around with a wallet that is notoriously big.
watch out for christopher wallets! he thinks he is better than everyone else. It's like he discovered oversized money.
by AverageSizedPeter May 24, 2021
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Christopher Hoskins

The best husband in the world! Also an amazing father!
He did a great job Christopher Hoskinsing today!
by Mrs.H December 16, 2021
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The Christopher Colombus

So, here's what you do.

Step 1: get 40 dudes to Jizz in a kitty pool to fill it up.

Step 2: Get some chick to participate

Step 3: Blindfold said Chick

Step 4: Write "america" on a tennis ball and put it in the kitty pool.

Step 5: put the chick in the pool and have her find the tennis ball, like Christopher Colombus did. XD
Bro, last night I got some bros and we had a chick do The Christopher Colombus... It... was.... RAWSOME!!!!!!
by hahalolcatz2010 September 17, 2011
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Johan Christopher

He is the biggest man-woman you will ever meet. Not sure if he is gay but is definitely a woman. Quite annoying tbh and addicted to instagram
Hey imagine being Johan Christopher! Could never be me!
by DasAryaSuraj May 7, 2020
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the christopher markert

the most dad like creature you will ever find. if you are trying to locate one just watch out for the guy with the dad sunglasses and an awful snapback tan line. if you call out “dad?” he will come out of hiding.
Wow! Look at that guy walking into the ocean, omg is that the christopher markert!?
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christopher sundarum

An unattractive indian male that has been surviving with a difficult disease known as dehli belly. He obtained this disese by eating street meat in Indian(poor ghetto). He has also known as a person that usually cheats and gets in gang fights over chicken and french fries.
"I am screwed on this test, I think I'm gonna cheat".
"No, don't pull a Christopher Sundarum"
by Sqauwww January 26, 2016
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