Johan Christopher

He is the biggest man-woman you will ever meet. Not sure if he is gay but is definitely a woman. Quite annoying tbh and addicted to instagram

Hey imagine being Johan Christopher! Could never be me!

by DasAryaSuraj May 7, 2020

the christopher markert

the most dad like creature you will ever find. if you are trying to locate one just watch out for the guy with the dad sunglasses and an awful snapback tan line. if you call out “dad?” he will come out of hiding.

Wow! Look at that guy walking into the ocean, omg is that the christopher markert!?

by christophermarkertbully:) June 7, 2020

Christopher Hoskins

The best husband in the world! Also an amazing father!

He did a great job Christopher Hoskinsing today!

by Mrs.H December 16, 2021

Christopher Robin

The greatest pitcher in the universe who will destroy anyone he sees with simply one throw of the ball

Christopher Robin is the hardest boss in whinnie the Pooh baseball

by Ah man October 23, 2019

Christopher Knight

fucking cunt

um wow alex got doxxed he lives in canada
NO HES JUST A FUCKING CHRISTOPHER KNIGHT
SCOOTER SQUAD

by daddy loserssss August 12, 2018

Christopher Leon

The local legend Chris Leon is know by many names. His Neanderthal friends call him Jesus because of his height and burly beard. He keeps a close group of friends but will them them to simp over women older than him. He falls in love to fast but is a very good person at heart. He will kick your ass in team based objective games but struggles in RPGs. He is very knowledgeable in meme culture.

"Oh! That's Christopher Leon, he's that cool redditor."-Said No-one ever.

by TheWarrior76 April 8, 2022

Christopher Flowers

A rich kid that inherited a pool and a mansion in Texas.

Christopher Flowers sure is lucky!

by Christopher flowers November 16, 2018