A word (n.) defining the moment when one is too overtaken by emotion to continue as planned. Usually involving the attempted expression of love or sadness. Always involving tearing up and a choking feeling.
The guy was hit by a gut choke as he tried to sing a song he had written to his girlfriend, as she was readying to leave for a trip. Fortunately, he had written the lyrics down on an envelope, she read them, and the day was saved.
by ElCommissioner October 01, 2017
The hubby and I got into a fight during "shark week" I agreed to make up sex but I didn't know he meant right then. So as I hit my joint, he made me double-choke!
by SithKitten by Darthvaporess March 30, 2021
by chinchilla_chalupa October 01, 2013
A turn of phrase that would imply you're choking during yoga but may, in fact, actually mean something else. Even if it wasn't something else, one could describe the event as choking yoga.
Anyway, so I choked earlier. I was in the middle of doing YOGA. . . when. . . all of a sudden. . . I'm swallowing into, like, that - you know that - that extra pipe back there? And all of a sudden just choking. I had to pause the video. . . go get water. Like it was just...
"Choking yoga". That's a thing now.
"Choking yoga". That's a thing now.
by Sajakain December 13, 2022
"I choked the ghost for a solid two hours yesterday."
or
"Would you like to choke the ghost for me?"
or
"Would you like to choke the ghost for me?"
by Kitnix March 26, 2015
by Pootsiebear February 06, 2015
Something you say to someone who makes you want to pull out your hair. The person who is so stupid they inspired instructions on shampoo bottles.
Person 1: Have you seen Shelby?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: She rejected me. She's such a whore
Person 2: Dude, Choke on a nickel.
Person 2: No?
Person 1: She rejected me. She's such a whore
Person 2: Dude, Choke on a nickel.
by Chokeonanickel April 03, 2022