The act of jacking off a choad. The owner of the choad must rub the choad in a wax on, wax off motion in order for ejaculation.
tony: yo dude i beat it like five times yesterday.
andrew: i thought you had a choad
tony: yeah i had to use the choad shiner technique
andrew: i thought you had a choad
tony: yeah i had to use the choad shiner technique
by deezballsniggah August 08, 2009
1. Can mean chill, lowkey, no biggie.
2. Choade means “Chilling hard on a deck every day.” Used in a very limited fashion in certain frats to describe relaxing out the front of the frat house according to genius.com.
2. Choade means “Chilling hard on a deck every day.” Used in a very limited fashion in certain frats to describe relaxing out the front of the frat house according to genius.com.
by JayKip July 24, 2022
A phrase used to call a person or group a cocksucker. Preceded by calling the person or group in question a toad.
Crystal: Wow, look at that sweater Sapphire's wearing!
Periwinkle: Yeah, it looks so trashy!
(Crystal and Periwinkle laugh)
Sapphire: Hey, people like you are toads. And toads eat choads!
Periwinkle: Yeah, it looks so trashy!
(Crystal and Periwinkle laugh)
Sapphire: Hey, people like you are toads. And toads eat choads!
by Blues and Dumbness September 13, 2019
by Big dam February 28, 2024
The result of a faulty ass wiping leaving a shitty residue on my choad. Not to be confused with choad drool.
by Jack Tors April 24, 2009
An uber cheapskate; one who is worth less than a load on the wall; a man as savory as a bucket full of small, slimy, fat cocks.
That guy with the hairpiece who totalled your car and then offered you a twenty to "forget about it" was a total choad-bucket!
by tauhntow December 30, 2009
by owl fountain April 29, 2016