Stop being a chimp

Used when someones behavior is that of a monkey or dumbass

Person 1: Please buy me some wings right now ill pay you tomorrow

Person 2: No sorry I'm broke right now

Person 1: But im hungry though now please dude

Person 2: I sai-

Person 1: *Stop being a chimp!

by Ncthh5 June 17, 2023

Chimp

When you are a guy and you like it when a girl eats out of your ass

Girl- Are you a chimp
Guy- Hell ya I fuck with that shit hard

by ice boi December 19, 2017

Chimp

Something that seems to be short due to inattentiveness, laziness, thievery or filching.

Someone has been chimping on my fries. Don't chimp on my fries. I know how many there should be in a package.

by Lildval September 23, 2021

Chimp Dunker

The act of inserting a banana into the asshole of a girl in order to make her pussy feel tighter

“I stepped up my game last night, gave her the ol’ Chimp Dunker”
“What did you do with the banana after?”

by starseer February 1, 2023

Chimp

A rapist

Chimp: i gonna touch u now

Jenna: im calling the cops

by Marlon webb June 7, 2018

Chimp-Fuck

Verb: an unsuccessful attempt at trying to sneakily royally screw someone out of money. (chimp-fucking)

Noun: (Chimp-Fucker) One who gives off the impression and/or is caught in the act of trying to screw someone royally.

Jimmy: That Terminex guy was trying to charge me $1300 for Termites when it turns out what he was looking at was only water damage.

Danny: He was trying to Chimp-Fuck you!

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Pimp: Where's my money?

Prostitute: That's my money!

Pimp: You're just trying to chimp-fuck me!!!

by SonofNorthernDarkness August 13, 2009

CIA Chimp Chatter

A type of provocative online discourse often initiated by a Black person that’s designed to inflame, divide, or distract rather than educate or unify. Typically centers around rage-baiting topics with no real solution or productive outcome (e.g., “Black Americans have no culture,” “White men treat Black women better,” “African vs. African-American superiority debates”). Named for its algorithmic similarity to psychological warfare tactics and racialized mockery of primal behavior, implying that these conversations are staged distractions either knowingly or unknowingly pushed by algorithmic or institutional forces (like COINTELPRO 2.0) to fracture Black solidarity.

Nigga don’t pay attention to that ‘Black men ain’t providers’ post it’s just CIA chimp chatter. That shit made to get us arguing while Zuck gets paid.

by NIGGoku July 15, 2025