Everyone knew to avoid the conspiracy-spewing moron at the end of the bar, except the one guy looking for a fight. He came up behind him and said "Is that a chimp on your shoulder, or did you offer Tucker Carlson a piggyback?"
by Monkey's Dad August 08, 2021
Guy.1 Me and the boys where so high last night
Guy.2 you guys where pope chimping
Guy.1 indeed we where
Guy.2 you guys where pope chimping
Guy.1 indeed we where
by Half an half December 16, 2023
“Chimping” or “chimping around” is a Canadian term that defines the healthy balance between going apeshit and chilling. Chimping.
by Boxxxmuncher May 17, 2021
by zeke’ed up June 09, 2022
Verb: an unsuccessful attempt at trying to sneakily royally screw someone out of money. (chimp-fucking)
Noun: (Chimp-Fucker) One who gives off the impression and/or is caught in the act of trying to screw someone royally.
Noun: (Chimp-Fucker) One who gives off the impression and/or is caught in the act of trying to screw someone royally.
Jimmy: That Terminex guy was trying to charge me $1300 for Termites when it turns out what he was looking at was only water damage.
Danny: He was trying to Chimp-Fuck you!
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Pimp: Where's my money?
Prostitute: That's my money!
Pimp: You're just trying to chimp-fuck me!!!
Danny: He was trying to Chimp-Fuck you!
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Pimp: Where's my money?
Prostitute: That's my money!
Pimp: You're just trying to chimp-fuck me!!!
by SonofNorthernDarkness August 12, 2009
“I stepped up my game last night, gave her the ol’ Chimp Dunker”
“What did you do with the banana after?”
“What did you do with the banana after?”
by starseer February 02, 2023
by Tdiz123 January 15, 2019