Chinese Chapstick

A side effect of eating too much Chinese Food, to the point that the grease actually builds up on your lips and feels like some kind of nasty chapstick. Amount of chinese chapstick on lips tends to be proportional to amount of msg in the chinese food.

"Hey man, pass me a napkin. This chow mein's giving me some serious chinese chapstick."

by David Bowie's pants February 1, 2010

Cheap Ass GUY

A GUY who finds no shame in exploiting his financial situation to receive maximum benefit from co-workers and hard working businesses. This individual also blatantly steals from hard working business but always finds a self justified reason that makes it okay.

Dude, are you seriously taking a doggy bag from a chinese buffet? Didn't you eat enough?

What? I paid to eat all I can.

You're such a cheap ass GUY.

by cadillac lounge August 20, 2011

Chaps

A severe punishment. Occurs when a male human slaps another living being around the face with his penis a number of times to rectify their misdoing/s.

<Starbucks>
Pete: <spills coffee>
Carl: You daft oaf, you have wrecked my evening!
Pete: How dare you offend me in such a public manner! Do you want Chaps?!?!
Carl: I'm sorry Peter! Forgive me! PLEASE!
Pete: Its Chaps for you my friend. Kneel before me and receive the cleansing of your being.

by Slow_Hands January 23, 2005

Cheap Sex

Oi punk band fronted by Mike Virus, formerly of The Virus, who's really really hot.

Dick Cheney, Out On Your Own, Launch Off to War, Smash Your Symbols, Backstabber, It's Up To You, Take A Chance, If Society..., and more I can't remember right now.

"Cheap Sex is fuckin' awesome"

by The Alkaline Cyber Skank January 2, 2004

Cheast

When one cheats in the game Medal of Honor, this person is decreed as a cheaster and shall be deemed a douche for the rest of thine own life.

Ways to cheast:
1. SITTING ON THE HEALTH
2. Constantly interrupting battles between 2 people.
3. Constantly killing wounded warriors that were scavenged after a previous battle.
4. Continually picking up the bazooka.
5. Using the bazooka for your last kill.
6. I cant think of anymore.

"Torin you always cheast you douche."

by The Sultan of Swagger June 2, 2009

chaps

our own london(uk) slang for silver braceletz!

"fuck,u got sum nang chapz"

by red-eye July 23, 2004

cheapies

a person experiencing tremendous excitability over something that is relatively lame. i.e cheap thrills.

"look at im, he's really gettin-em; them cheapies are oozing from he little benny(ala flop)"

by Mr Dekka March 1, 2008