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vanessa carlton

An annoying-ass singing girl who is borderline emo. Her song, "A Thousand Miles", is the epitome of cliched pussy lyrics. Her songs make any heterosexual male cringe, and any girl who isn't Paris Hilton or a fan of Green Day want to DIE. As for being underrated, I will admit that she does have instrumental talent... too bad she botches it with these seriously annoyingly whiny songs. Some artists actually ARE underrated for a reason. Carlton falls into this category.
Remember that movie "White Chicks"? The fact that those rich, pathetic, mentally-5-years-old bitches are obsessed with this Vanessa Carlton song proves my above points. She totally doesn't deserve more fame and more time on the radio whining out her depressing songs that make every self-respecting music lover want to cut themselves.
by Al Kohaulick November 10, 2008
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charlatan

Just watch one of Hassan Rouhani's speeches, trust me :)
Hassan Rouhani is a charlatan.
by avada kedavra kurva October 6, 2020
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Charleston

Charleston is the second biggest city in South Carolina and 500,000 people live in the area, its wild tho in North Charleston you be seeing hella homeless people doing drugs at the bus stop, and don't go to James island unless you wanna get ya ass beat. Oh and old black people sit in shacks on the side of almost every road and sell grass baskets for 400$ or sum like that and they sound Jamaican.
Charleston is wild 😳😳😳😳😳
by kyliejennerspitsfire November 23, 2016
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Charlton County

Retarded ass hick town with absolutely nothing to do except fuck animals. Very politacally corrupt with no jobs other then than the burger marts.
Dude, kmart is so charlton county
by Moo3y March 29, 2005
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Kian Charlton

To do a Kian Charlton is to dab on those haters right after bailing out of an aircraft going at mach 4 over Hull.
Oh look, Jim. Rowan Hogg is doing a Kian Charlton, that is really really good.
by BOB PRODUCTIONS!! December 23, 2019
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Carlton

A privledged black man, A suburban black man. A black man whose parents are wealthy or has money. Whose parents can take care of him and all his problems so he doesnt have to. A black man who is not hood but tries to be "down" with the hood folks. Such as Carlton from the Fresh prince of Bel Air.
"He shouldn't even be hanging out in the hood. He's a Carlton" "why is he making gangsta rap when he is a Carlton"
by Persianeyez April 19, 2018
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Charleston Chew

While having anal sex, and one person is shitting and the other is about to ejaculate injects the poop with cum and then forms the ending product a charleston chew.
Jerry and I produced a Charleston Chew last night!
by k1234567 March 20, 2008
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