Mari le cannibal

A lil small cannibal who finds blondes to be a delicacy. She believes she is avarage height (she ain't sorry to break it to you). Honestly shuch a keyboard warrior but don't let that catch you off guard she can be such a lil rebel IRL too, be warned,be aware and always stay vigilant.
Regardless of her nature tho she is a very wholesome being who is absolutely adorable she is so innocent the poor child can't spot a scam 😔.
Ps don't let her in the kitchen she will serve you burnt onions and burn the house down or smth

• Fun fact she is average height in Guatemala.

Y'all beware Mari le cannibal is approaching, don't wanna be her lunch

by Apersonwhocanbemisunderstood:( July 29, 2023

ass eating cannibal

Skin walkers legal name

Person 1: dude! I swear my dog is such an ass eating cannibal!
Person 2: what? What's that?
Person 1: ass eating cannibal? Its the skin walkers legal name.

by Mothtofi September 1, 2023

Ass eating cannibal

Skin walkers but kubz scouts version

“I don’t like calling then skinwalkers but I like calling them ass eating cannibals”

by Pigeonmumbojumbo September 1, 2023

Cannibal Corpse

A terribly overrated death metal band. They arent really that good, they just gained death metal some popularity because people had never had never heard a thing like it before and thought it was really really skull crushingly heavy. generic growls also.

if you want some good death metal with sick art and weird lyrics, go listen to cattle decapitation, at least they sound cool.

by Liberate te ex Inferis January 18, 2005

Channing Tatum

A very ugly man who makes your eyeballs want to bleed.

P1: Who is Channing Tatum?

P2: Check the definition on urban dictionary

by Fiona rosesky April 14, 2020

Trash canning

The act of placing a trash can in the middle of a busy street int he middle of the night and watching a car unexpectedly strike it.

Travis - "hey man, remember when we went trash canning and that truck hit our roadblock and almost crashed?"

jason - "yea man, that was awesome"

Travis - "yea, it was awesome. Nest time we'll use your mom as the roadblock. After all, she is a cum dumpster."

by ROFL-Chopper February 3, 2010

cannibalism

the act of eating another human being,
unfortunatley this prctice is illegal and is frowned upon in most societies

he started knawing at her leg, he must have turned to cannibalism

by gremlinbeks May 9, 2008