Covid Cafe

An ultra exclusive gourmet restaurant chain with origins in Tennessee. Now with franchises in Texas and New Mexico, the Covid Café features a wide variety of foods ranging from southern to asian to latin delicacies. House specialties include; sweet tea, matt’s thousand dollar bacon, and signature beverages. Face mask optional. Burmingham ,the Jukich owned cafe, has the only kid menu. Northern Cali is the most$$$$

Quarantined for months but i can always go to the Covid Cafe.

by KeekeeN June 6, 2020

caffeine

A strong legal stimulant that is far more practical to snort in it's pure form than ingest by drinking disgusting, gut-wrenching coffee.

Snorting caffeine produces an immediate energy rush and more intense buzz than drinking it.

by Alexander DeLarge February 9, 2005

Haymarket Cafe

a vegetarian cafe in northampton, ma. the coffee's organic and fair trade, but not amazing. the food's good for how cheap it is. the internet never seems to be working very well. however, the employees are attractive and being seen at the haymarket enough makes you cool.

girl 1: "wanna study with me at the Haymarket Cafe tonight?
girl 2: "no, the internet's never working there and it's impossible to find a table."
girl 1: "i think that super hot barista's working tonight though!"
girl 2: "you convinced me. i'll meet you there in 5."

by uhhuhme December 24, 2010

cafe-au-lait

a brownish cream color resembling that of coffee blended with milk(from french for coffee with milk)

The weapon used in the crime had a cafe-au-lait handle.

by Light Joker August 17, 2007

Caffeine Bomb

A Caffeine Bomb is a mixture of Monster and Mountain Dew. (Other energy drinks may be used as well)

A variant is a Black Caffeine Bomb which also adds coffee to the mixture.

I made myself a Caffeine Bomb the other day because I was so tired.

by Aeovon August 8, 2011

Brain Cafe

A nice little cafe where you go to get BRAIN or HEAD or blow jays. You can find Laura there with her little mouth and her beautiful kitchen. Watch out though, its nappy. She gives dome for half the price. Maybe get a coffee while your there? Why not a doughnut.. maybe two if your fat. Sit by the fire, give head!!! YAY :)

" Yo man, i'm goin to the Brain Cafe, they got dome fo free.. and i really want to see lauras kitchen .. that shit is out of CONTROL!!"

by Ray RAY! April 11, 2008

caffelevation

Your "elevation" due to the amount of caffeine you have had. It's usually on a scale from 1 to 5, with 5 being the most caffelevated and buzzed on caffeine. 5 is a dangerous level, while 1 is practically comatose. 3 is that nice high you get from a triple latte at fivebucks.

My caffelevation was only at about 2, making it very hard to talk to Lydia who is almost always caffelated to a 5.

by OffroadGirl March 4, 2005