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candle

i'd like to have a nice bonfire.
how about we light some domesticated fires instead?
yeah, candles are good.
by bmoreno928 June 10, 2018
mugGet the candlemug.

cake and candles

A phrase a man can use to wish another man a happy birthday in a heterosexual manner
Jamar: I'm turning 30
Greg: ...
Greg: Cake and candles my brotha
by The Fire Nation December 26, 2023
mugGet the cake and candlesmug.

candle munging

Basically all candle munging is you take you and group of friends to a graveyard dig up a deadbody(usually female) BUT! here's the twist while you and your buddies are fucking the deadbody you're also going to start performing the candeling process(sticking a candle up a vagina) so once you and your friends are done nutting in the rotting vagina you put the candle up the vagina and it melts the inside, and your friend is going to be eating all of the cum maggots and candle wax out of the vagina.
Hey bro, wanna go candle munging I found a really nice graveyard
by syncc March 25, 2024
mugGet the candle mungingmug.

Chocolate Candle

Giving someone a “chocolate candle” refers to a sexual act where one partner opens the anal cavity wide enough to fill with body-safe candle wax, usually during other forms of wax play.
My wife isn’t great in the kitchen, but she sure knows how to give me a great chocolate candle.
by Rattiegirl1 October 19, 2024
mugGet the Chocolate Candlemug.

Candle cock

Any condition that leads to your penis having the sensation of a burning tip.
I should have been more careful on Saturday night. That girl has given me a definite case of candle cock.
by DonAdrianoDeArmando May 25, 2016
mugGet the Candle cockmug.

pussy candle

Very obscure term to refer to a small dick
Adam has a pussy candle!
Heh, knew he would have had one.
by Lightning Blitz January 20, 2022
mugGet the pussy candlemug.

The Wankee Candle

Created by none other than Drakey Fucking Hall. The Wankee Candle is a candle that once lit acts as an aphrodisiac. Around women you make sweet love. Alone you wank yourself into oblivion.
I didn't get lucky so when I got home I lit The Wankee Candle. My chest looked like I had been attacked by Spider-Man come 3am.
by Drakey_Hall February 6, 2018
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