Calamari

A type of Shrimp From Squids or a Sack of very sticky ink. It’s VERY rare and can be found INSIDE a Squid. To find it you need to TAKE A SQUID TO YOUR HOUSE and kill it with a knife. If you find a rare glowing Squid to take to your house, you can kill it to get glowing Calamari. In a video game called “MINECRAFT” both of those Creatures are in the game. It’s VERY cool if you find it.

There’s some CALAMARI!

by A DINOSAUR’S slave November 12, 2022

Camarius

Camarius is a irrelevant boy that enjoys cosplaying as a furry

Camarius is such a furry.

by not.jxymes_ May 4, 2023

98 Camaro

The fastest car in the Solar System, possibly the entire universe. With its catfish appearance it scares any other competition away. With its new paintjob which adds 300hp and new halo headlights which add another 400hp, this car is a monster. It ran laps on a Bugatti Veyron Super Sport, it even out beat a F16 Fighter Jet. Its proven Albert Einstein wrong by breaking the light barrier not once but 6347834278 times. It destroys all hyoundas and shitty imports. Its amazing sounding exhaust will scare anything, its exhaust sounds like a sperm whale ejaculating.

Ted: BRO DID YOU SEE THAT 98 Camaro?
Tyrone: Where?
ted: EXACTLY ITS THAT FAST.

by Hyoundas January 25, 2015

Red Camaro

Having a small penis, compensation for any shortcoming

Here comes Joe, he is so red camaro

by Reddirt June 27, 2017

dirty calamari

The object of much veneration and derision as well, the anus. Also known as the rosebud, balloon knot, starfish, brown eye, back door, and many other terms.

Jimmy loved the taste of Jane's dirty calamari and rimmed her every chance he got.

by NavyRhino June 1, 2018

Floppy Calamari

When you stick a firework in your urethra and it explodes, proceeding to look like a peeled banana.

“Jason put a firework in his penis and made a floppy calamari out of it.”

by Crackston June 6, 2021

Akram Jomaa School Calgary

An Islamic school in Calgary where all the arabs eat Burger King and say it’s halal as long as it isn’t pork. 0 options classes except for bed making and Islamic studies. Someone’s iPhone got stolen here and once the power went out.

I heard Akram Jomaa School Calgary is going to collaborate with Burger King real soon.

by Rahul Chodree December 26, 2022