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Floppy Calamari

When you stick a firework in your urethra and it explodes, proceeding to look like a peeled banana.
“Jason put a firework in his penis and made a floppy calamari out of it.”
by Crackston June 6, 2021
mugGet the Floppy Calamarimug.

Bean-Switch

“Hey, did you hear that Amy was born in America but she’s actually a Mexican? What a Bean-Switch”
by Crackston October 1, 2022
mugGet the Bean-Switchmug.

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