Definitions by Crackston

Bean-Switch 

A slur for Mexican-Americans

“Hey, did you hear that Amy was born in America but she’s actually a Mexican? What a Bean-Switch”

Bean-Switch by Crackston October 1, 2022

Floppy Calamari 

When you stick a firework in your urethra and it explodes, proceeding to look like a peeled banana.

“Jason put a firework in his penis and made a floppy calamari out of it.”

Floppy Calamari by Crackston June 6, 2021