Crimson Custard Bucket

A vagina that is on the rag (having it's period). It may even have bloody chunks due to it being the worst time of the month. The pussy in question might otherwise be tasty and / or attractive - but not really very much so at this particular moment.

Actually eating (going down on) a 'Crimson Custard Bucket' would most likely result in acquiring Red Wings

Guy to GF: Honey can we do the wild thing?
GF to Guy: I'd love to - but only if you're willing to plunge into the Crimson Custard Bucket .

by Grund1e August 31, 2006

ebony custard

Black ejaculate (cum, sperm, seed)

When Takeshia got through with Tyrone's member, she drooled ebony custard.

by Richard Black February 27, 2005

tubby custard

A cute, adorable chubby person of any race gender or origin.

Oh my gosh, you're a tubby custard

by XxMMxX May 18, 2017

Cunt Custard

The combination of sperm and the womens juices oozing out of a womans cunt after they have both cum

had to change the sheets after all the cunt custard oozed out of her cunt and onto the sheets

by aw74 March 10, 2011

sweet potato custard

The female Genitalia. Also known as "Pussy".

In the words of the Ying Yang Twins.

I aint got a dick for trick I got a treat for buyin
that'll sweat the owner
tell the customer, pie for sale and its sweet potato custard.

by Daniel K Webb March 13, 2007

tubby custard

A word Kevin invented that can be used as a fill in the blank for any phrase. It generally can make anything sexual and hilarious.

Caution: Do not use word unless accepting possibility of use over and over again with your friends until four in the morning.

"I'm going to tubby custard all over your chest"

"I'm full of tubby custard"

"I have to tubby custard"

by hellza joey July 6, 2006

butt custard

after a man takes it up the arse by another man and doesnt shower. therefore causing butt custard.

"jase man i got the biggest ass-ramming last night, he blew in my hole and i dint shower! i had sticky butt-custard for days!"

by girlsgottahaveit February 24, 2005