Maple Curse

A curse that people with the last name maple not able to hit his targets and also lack brain cells

Ethan: Colin hit your shots dude you did not hit him once

Colin: Sorry its the maple curse man

by bigpeepeedeedee May 22, 2020

Thot Curse

When someone goes through a phase of only dating Thots

He fell into a Thot curse

by Zrictfore October 7, 2017

cursed tiktok

A area of TikTok which consists of “coming to the tree” and “Martha the dog” with extremely crispy and distorted filters.

Friend: You on straight or gay TikTok
Me: Im on cursed TikTok! ARE YOU ARE YOU COMING TO THE TREE

by The Gelf Theorem June 16, 2020

R.Mcdermott curse

The act of never being able to win a championship in any sport you play.

Geez i thought we were close to a win boys, until the R.Mcdermott curse kicked in.

by Sliceofdevon April 3, 2017

irish curse

The Irish Curse refers to how Irish men usually have small penises. Variations can also include drunkenness or large testes.

Unfortunately, I am a victim of the Irish Curse. My penis is only a little over four inches.

by Jeremy July 25, 2004

Integra Curse

The Integra Curse occurs when a P plater drives a Honda Integra and they can't steer because they are noob, resulting in a collision. Beware: some of the victims who are inflicted with this 'awful' curse tell tales about how their drive shaft fell off and how it wasn't their fault.

Indian Bloke: Oiiii bro. my car rammed the barricade and now its written off.

Aussie Bloke: Yeah man, you never drive 90km/s in a residential area /sarcasm.

Indian Bloke: OMG Broo im gonna put my foot in the kent who sold me dis car bro.....

Aussie Bloke: LOL DC0 is a result of the Integra Curse and inexperienced hoons.

by shammers91 May 2, 2010

The Chris Curse

The Chris Curse is given to people who’ve made Chris feel awfully bad. Even making him feel bad once will give you the curse.

The curse gives a bad future…nothing will work out for you. You’re relationships won’t last, you won’t succeed in your career, endless bad luck, and you’re life will just go to shit.

Typically given to friends of Chris.

You made Chris feel bad, might as well just say goodbye to your life now…you got The Chris Curse.

by WriterofLife May 4, 2021