crispy salmon

The most delicious food EVER and everyone needs to try it.

Best served with maple syrup and lemon.

Caleb: What are you going to order?
Ruby: Crispy salmon with a maple syrup and lemon dressing.
Caleb: Yum, that sounds delicious, I heard its really good from here.
Ruby: Yes, me too.

by amazingguy1234 February 9, 2017

Stay Crispy

A joke within the Alexander Ludwig and/or the Hunger Games fandom. Alexander Ludwig frequently tells his fans to "Stay Crispy" via twitter, as he does with the term "Liv it up"

Alexander Ludwig: I love all my fans so much. Stay crispy guys!

by StayinCrispy October 21, 2012

Crispy Cream

When you masturbate, ejaculate and fall asleep before cleaning up your discharge,... then have to clean it off yourself when you wake up and everything has dried.

I was watching Sabado Gignate last night before bed, got really tired while I was wanking it and Crispy Creamed myself.

by Merk Colasserone May 8, 2013

crispy taco

When a woman has not washed her vagina in days and a pale yellow crust forms in the waves of the pubic hairs.

"That was a tasty crispy taco!"

by Abby76543 July 6, 2006

fat crispy

Definition:
The deuce a.k.a. The coffee kids a.k.a. The fat load a.k.a. The jeffersons a.k.a. A turd

Background:
A particularly vile, stringy, and bulbous turd was found residing in a house toilet. It was referred to as 'the fat crispy' in what was a swift burst of genius by Neil.

"Man that taco bell isn't sitting right. I think i gotta drop the fat crispy"

by Neil Sarkar October 12, 2004

Crispy Biscuit

When a whole lot of gay guys get together and jerk off into a biscuit and the last one to cum has to eat the biscuit with all the man butter inside.

Jon ended up eating the crispy biscuit last night.

by beta917 April 16, 2010

crispy wickins

Just another word for chicken wings

Yo kid, I need some crispy wickins in my belly kid.

by IanHarold September 5, 2007