A person who won't shut the fuck up when you're watching a show, sporting event or a movie, and has to comment about everything (especially political ads). Will also comment about how people look on tv.
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Get the couch rice mug.That comfy couch that invites you to lie over it like a bag of potatoes. In fact, you would look better dead rather than lying on it.
Watching Charlie on the coma couch.
Person A: "If Charlie dead?"
Person B: "No, just hogging the coma couch."
Person A: "If Charlie dead?"
Person B: "No, just hogging the coma couch."
by whydee November 6, 2012
Get the coma couch mug.A guy who while attending a gangbang blows his load before he even gets his turn, usually on the couch while masturbating or getting fluffed.
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Get the Couch Nutter mug.Two people, generally in a romantic relationship, who regularly watch specific Twitch streams together.
by KellyCrayon September 12, 2022
Get the couch couple mug.The lobby area in an anime or video game convention where generally people tent and look at their merchandise.
Example Man A: Where is Example Man B?
Example Man C: Last time I saw him was over at couch con with some girls.
Example Man C: Last time I saw him was over at couch con with some girls.
by Lindsey D May 26, 2007
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