A person who won't shut the fuck up when you're watching a show, sporting event or a movie, and has to comment about everything (especially political ads). Will also comment about how people look on tv.
by beatboxbill September 12, 2021
That comfy couch that invites you to lie over it like a bag of potatoes. In fact, you would look better dead rather than lying on it.
Watching Charlie on the coma couch.
Person A: "If Charlie dead?"
Person B: "No, just hogging the coma couch."
Person A: "If Charlie dead?"
Person B: "No, just hogging the coma couch."
by whydee November 06, 2012
The lobby area in an anime or video game convention where generally people tent and look at their merchandise.
Example Man A: Where is Example Man B?
Example Man C: Last time I saw him was over at couch con with some girls.
Example Man C: Last time I saw him was over at couch con with some girls.
by Lindsey D May 26, 2007
A guy who while attending a gangbang blows his load before he even gets his turn, usually on the couch while masturbating or getting fluffed.
by bullforcouples69 January 15, 2021
by Iistheman May 09, 2017
1. Performing acts of desire while situated on a couch. Not limited to just sexual acts.
2. The act of dancing while in contact with couch or other lampe out furniture.
3. To pre-locate oneself on a couch before and during a house party or family gathering.
2. The act of dancing while in contact with couch or other lampe out furniture.
3. To pre-locate oneself on a couch before and during a house party or family gathering.
Big Jay just wants couch dance tonight and watch the game.
It was great seeing Jeremy couch dancing at CJ's birthday party. It's great to see he is recovering well from his injury.
Did you see Jeremy couch dancing with the beautiful German mild allnight.
It was great seeing Jeremy couch dancing at CJ's birthday party. It's great to see he is recovering well from his injury.
Did you see Jeremy couch dancing with the beautiful German mild allnight.
by Dr. Von Dickenberger November 12, 2018
by Kabcam December 15, 2018