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Coitus ditch

I'm gonna need a cartographer to map this coitus ditch.
by Wet spaghetti May 24, 2022
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post-coital patty cake

When the sex is so good that a high five afterwards simply is not enough.
Him and I each came like five times, so after we caught our breath we went ahead and played post-coital patty cake.
by Stefani Vonne January 16, 2011
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post coital he-man

A man who can channel the powers of greyskull and stay awake after getting laid.
Jeff is one of the few...the proud...he's a post coital he-man.
by Starlicker October 31, 2014
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Camp Comet

Camp Comet is a roleplay server on an app known as Discord. On the outside, it seems like a harmless roleplay with lots of interesting people! Once you join, however...

It’s a completely different story.

There are so many random people on this server, including some dude who gets hard whenever he’s put on the server’s “starboard”

It’s all okay tho, sense you can hug people!

There’s also magic.

Lots and lots of magical shenanigans.

Each category of magic is based on a different planet of the solar system! From the Sun’s light magic to the Moon’s shadow magic, and everything in between!

We hope you come check out our roleplay server’s unlimited randomness!
“Dude, have you been on Camp Comet yet?”
“Yes, in fact, I have!”
Did you like it?”
“No, I left immediately. To weird for me!”
by Cinnamon256 March 28, 2019
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post-coital remorse

When you compromise either moral and/or aesthetic standards to get laid and regret your choices instantly after. Post coital remorse is the feeling that manifests itself as the voice in your head the very moment after experiencing an orgasm and expresses utter disappointment by speaking an inner dialog that can vary in severity from disgusted shame all the way to suicidal suggestion.
police say, "post-coital remorse, is believed to be the leading cause of suicide in Men who fuck fat hoes."
by Lil2'high August 16, 2022
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KARLKOZZI COMET

Definition

When a person or persons want to share faecal matter/turds/shit/poo with each other, stretching ones arsehole wide enough to be able to fire a shitpedo from one arse to another with minimal effort
Hi there brad would you like to come over for a party with me and my friends. There will be an abundance of fun for all after the finger buffet and cocktails.

Brad, yes sure this sounds fun will I be getting the KARLKOZZI COMET fired into my stretched arsehole at high speed ohh I hope I don’t choke.

And I hope my leather cheerio will stretch wide enough for the brown phallus be be re-homed.

Wow what a party.
by MR-SIKERFRITZ December 24, 2022
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Catch me a comet

A amazing band based in the South of England in portsmouth that play pop punk music.
Man: Hey who is this amazing band
Bright Man: These are called Catch me a comet go buy the EP
Man: ok i will
by Ken Wook November 8, 2008
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