cognitive dissonance

When a conservative objects to blaming George W. Bush for the recession, even though he blames everything that happened during the Bush Administration on Bill Clinton.

Conservative: Yep the old usual left wing play, if all else fails, blame Bush.

Liberal: But you blamed everything that happened during the Bush Administration on Clinton. How is that any different?

Conservative: I guess I'm engaging in some cognitive dissonance.

by Jer Mack September 27, 2011

coger

The action of have sex rather used to mean rape

Me voy a coger a esa vieja

by Rho Carre December 14, 2008

cogitate

To cogitate is to think oneself into a state of agitation. From cognition and agitation.

Bob can't ever make a decision. He likes to cogitate so much he has to go meditate to calm down before doing anything else.

by DanDaWriter March 19, 2005

Cogao

A mathmatical function that solves any math problem regardless of what step you're at. With the Cogao, the answer is normally 0, 1, or undefined

Yeah, that Physics test raped me. I just used the Cogao to get half the problems

by Ferret December 29, 2002

Coggulate

N. 1)To remember, to record, or to note 2)To put together, to create

I must COGGULATE this letter to Hunter S. Thompson, in a way that will impress him.

by Sabrina Lee March 3, 2004

Cogout

a profanity screamed out of a moving auto-mobile.

exposing male genitalia at random intervals of time, could be during a flying sandwich.

Also reffered to as getting action off a girl.

"Are u gunna get in with that chick tonight"
"yeah boy im gunna get my cogout"

"where have u been"
"just geddin my cogout"

old man walking dog

screeming out of window

"GETCHYA COGOUT!!!"

by MIRZ + TIM March 31, 2008

Cognitoma

(n.) Cancer of the mind; "thought cancer" Often caused by malignant rationoplasia

A recent study links low-logic diets with cognitomas, according to another, different study...

by UrthicanPrince May 9, 2009