Cliche

something boring and stereotypical, like starting an essay with a definition

It was a dark and stormy night... (Cliche)
Once upon a time... (Cliche)
The Merriam-Webster dictionary defines "courage" as... (Cliche)

by graboidozoid October 19, 2023

gucc clutcher

Some one who clutches a lot of gucc

"don't be a gucc clutcher"
"your such a gucc clutcher"

by joe's auto August 9, 2016

Anti-clutch

Opposite of clutch, meaning this person or thing can't get the job done.

When Mason missed the game winner he was Anti-clutch.

by nick hurts' July 5, 2017

Muffin Clutcher

A derogatory name for a homosexual implying that one holds a testicle sack in their hand.

“Aw do you know that Dave Andrews?”

“Aw yeah he was a total muffin clutcher”

by Yeticunt May 24, 2019

Snail Clinch

A snail clinch is where you just got done having sex with your partner, and the female must clinch her vagina to keep the sperm from running out.

I just got done having sex and I had to Snail Clinch all the way to the restroom.

by Missladydeath April 27, 2019

tomato clotchup

Thick red clotted blood deposit inadvertently obtained from using deep tongue action on a menstrual lady.

Pass me a tissue darling, I’ve just got a mouth full of tomato clotchup whilst licking your vertical bacon sandwich!

by Captain Beanflicker February 20, 2022

Lighter clutching

The art of casually yet unknowingly ending up with any and everyone's lighter that you come in contact with .

Me:: when we get in the party, if anyone needs a light,, you don't have one okay but.

You: why???

Me:if you whip out a will be gone forl life.. All my homies be lighter clutching.
They will use your shit and put it right in their pocket when they're done,

by QueenyOmygodess August 21, 2023