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Post-nut clarity

The feeling of coming down from your pre-nut high. After the haze of horniness has worn off, you experience an after nut epiphany about the bitches you thought you wanted in your drawers.
A texted a girl that was ugly as fuck. Damn. Just because she was the only up. Damn. I was horny and wanted to fuck. Damn. Then in the clarity of post nut, I realized she wasnt the one. That's the beauty of post-nut clarity.
by Windy indy March 4, 2021
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chasity

shes a girl thats outgoing and respectful to her elders and she can get out of hand at times but shell still be tha same and shell be the realist bitch that you ever meet and she will always have your back and she dont play so if you find yourself a chasity keep her cause thats bae😍
friend: he can we talk i have been goin thru things
chasity:yea sure im always here for you no matter what
by anonymous September 11, 2020
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Moment of Clarity

The moment when a person realises (realistically) how breathtakingly/completely drunk he/she really is.

Usually occurs when out partying/clubbing, and most commonly when using the toilet, as the environment is mostly devoid of any stimulation and allows the person in question to self-reflect and fully comprehend how drunk they really are. May also happen when sitting alone for a period of time.

Note for guys: a moment of clarity may be unlikely if using a urinal/trough due to fight or flight response which may distract you from any quiet self-reflection.

This "moment of clarity" is usually accompanied by other strange thoughts including: admiration of the design of the toilet, wall paper, graffiti. Also looking at yourself in the mirror and realizing u look like drunk but you don't care because the feeling of accomplishment for being so drunk and knowing it overrides that.
Two guys in adjacent cubicles in the toilet:

Guy 1: "Hey dude its been a pretty fun night hey?"
Guy 2: "Holy shit man, I'm having a moment of clarity?"
Guy 1: "Haha yeah you did look pretty pissed on the dance floor the way you groped that chick!"
Guy 2: "Haha awesome! This is the best night ever!! I love you man!"
by paul2227 October 23, 2009
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Chasity

A hot, sexy, and all out sweetheart of a Scandinavian beauty. Her sweet demeanor hides her inner viking, and she's not affraid to let that inner viking out once in a while.
Person1: who's that hot new Swedish girl?
Person 2: Oh, that's Chasity.
by azumarill39 January 30, 2018
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Clarity

Newly used slang for marijuana, weed, bud etc.
Hey Chris, sup with some clarity?
by Snax September 11, 2005
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Charitard

Noun. A "charitard" is a kid who is so obsessed with Pokemon and DragonBall Z and other shitty japanese cartoons that he is retarded.
Dude, Ray is such a charitard. I swear, the kid just watches too much Pokemon, his brain has gone to wack.
by Zak December 25, 2003
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charitirize

I like to get to know people before I go and charitirize my phone number.
by Britters77 December 28, 2009
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