CelestialFool

A celestial fool, who is so foolish that he can't fool around. Such a fool is also called a Winston Kung.

CelestialFool is a celestial fool.

by Winston Killer August 16, 2003

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Celestus

1) a wiseass
2) a person whose repertoire is full of witty responses
3) a person who can shut you up with what they say

1) "It all comes down to the dymanic interaction of the intermediate variables of the DH345 rule of applied psychodynamics."
2) "I'm rubber, you are glue."
3) "Shut up bitch!"

The above are all possible responses of Celestus.

by Ouranios May 12, 2010

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Celestial-Star

An orgy sex position requiring 7 people involving oral sex and intercouse simultaneously. There is 1 base individual spread out in a starfish position sticking out 2 middle fingers, 2 toes, their tongue and penis or a strap-on in the case of a female base. The others simply choose an outstretched appendage and straddle.

I have 6 drunk, horny girls and a hard cock...I'm thinking a Celestial-Star nightcap dude.

by _Daggs May 2, 2011

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celestivation

The period of time one spends in suspended animation during a long space voyage. "Sleeping in the stars."

It's going to take 125 years to reach our destination, 120 of them will be spent celestivating. Bears hibernate through the long winter, we will spend ours in deep celestivation.

by MrAuxin May 5, 2016

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colesterol queen

When someone eats so enough colesterol to clog a cows heart and then gives dietary advise.

The professor is a such a colesterol queen he eats enough fat to make an Ethiopian obese, can't understand why his blood pressure is skyrocketed, and tells everyone else how to lose weight.

by Styxlover July 17, 2016

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