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carson is the funniest, kindest, smartest boy you’ll meet. He can cheer you up in a second, and make you feel like you’re the only girl in the world. Hes so attractive and so cute, he has beautiful green eyes and the best smile in the whole world. His laugh is the cutest thing you’ll hear and his voice is the best sound in the world. He’s someone i’m gonna marry one day.
1: is that carson?
2: yes isn’t he so perfect

1: yess!! he’s cute as HELL!
by luckilover August 7, 2023
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Probably the most funny person I've met. He can crack jokes all day while your jaw hurts like crazy. His blond hair and color changing eyes will make you love him. He's the best boyfriend ever!!! And if you break up with him, your the dumbest person on earth. He's loyal and will never cheat. He's very caring and will help with any homework problem, especially math. If you ever meet a Carson, don't let him out of your site. He will notice you.
Person 1: "Is that a Carson?"
Person 2: "Yeah he was in my homeroom. He is so fricking funny! He even made the teacher laugh!"
Person 1: "Wow! He must be a awesome flirt!"
Person 2: "He is! I know cause he flirted with me!'
Person 1: "Your so lucky!"
by Piece of Cake21 May 24, 2023
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a guy who likes to video game and doesnt get nearly enough sleep because of that. a carson usually likes junk food and is willing to take every chance they get to stay home from school, if they go to school still.
bro my friend is pulling a carson (staying home when not sick and dont have appointments)

he is so pulling a carson
by urbanjeffjef June 19, 2023
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Carson is a very special boy. Not physically, but mentally. He likes to goon for multiple hours especially when the gooning takes place within his family.
I heard Carson was gooning with his mother for 10 hours last night!
by Jiggly bob October 13, 2023
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Very sexy and cute. Really good guy. Will never leave you. Is very loyal and very protective. Loves the fall. If you have a Carson in your life don't lose him.
I'm so jelly. That girl has a Carson.
by BestieGirl@honnesty.bigass.com October 23, 2023
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conceived in a car, he has the speed of turbo the snail. He is the son of marsh dwellers and very agile. He well known amongst the sped tribe. Don't mess with carson because he will strip naked and bark like a dog. He will also hump your leg. Carson makes the perfect gaurdian.
"quick an intruder! get carson to hump them out the door!
by catrabies October 27, 2023
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a friend who dresses like a manilla envelope, and is such a caretaker friend. He chefs up whenever you’re hungry and always makes sure you’re well fed. He is the spearhead of the sassy man apocalypse, and he rocks a turtleneck like a German milf. You’d be honored to be his friend. He is brutally honest but always acts out of the kindness of his heart. His kryptonite is a good ole glass of wine.
Yo did you see Carson out like a light with his room smelling like my grandma’s house?

Yeah he’s such a good friend!
by Bignoosa September 23, 2023
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