bummerang

when your girl/boyfriend is chronically bumming you out but you keep going back to them

my girlfriend is acting like such a bummerang, but that poonani isn't worth leaving

by Thatoneguybythewaterincali November 26, 2015

Bummeroonie

Savage; but also kind of a bummer

Dude, that burn was a total bummeroonie

by jpatato April 5, 2017

bummet journal

A bummet journal is the correct definition of a book were you write bummets in or also things that are happening to you or some things you're planning for the future

Now I'm going to do some pages of my bummet journal

by Die kuhle July 12, 2017

Bummber

Someone who is a bum but also a bummer.

You’re such a bummber

by LetMeSleepAllDay January 17, 2019

bummblerummble

A bummblerumble is a word used to describe something wack. Also can be used to describe the small army of fibers on the back you a hoodie.

Ex:Yo Jake you got some bummblerummble on your self
Yo dillian, of you see that guys dance that was bummblerummble

by Yaboiikerr June 5, 2019

bummy bumhole

When your asshole grows arms and folds itself into a bird and flies away.

Dude last night I had a bummy bumhole

by clappedcheeks November 20, 2019

bummspired

1- To be simultaneously inspired to achieve greatness and bummed out because you know you’ll never attain it. Perhaps it’s seeing a supercar of your dreams that you have no hope of renting, let alone owning. Maybe it’s when you see somebody on instagram posting from a private jet saying something like “reach for the skies” but you’ve never even flown economy plus. It’s definitely the feeling you get when you see how close you are now to Obama’s age when he became president.

2- It’s that fleeting jealously you get driving by a homeless person on the way to a job you hate. Sure their life is probably hell but they’re free, man, free, and sometimes they have a dog, and the dog loves them. They get to camp for free without a parks pass, and they sure as hell don’t need to go to any meetings.

3- It’s that burst of enthusiasm that you get when you see a great looking perky bum on instagram, a booty so fine that you immediately start searching for butt workout vids on youtube and commit to hiring a trainer.

1. Why are you looking bravely forward with your chin up and crying at the same time?

Every time I see a yacht I get bummspired, it’s like a mental explosion of need-to-hustle and knowing I got no chance of owning any kind of a boat.

Costco has kayaks. That's a kind of boat and they're cheap.

Shut up. Ain't nothing bummspirational about a kayak.

2. Do you ever just wish you could drop out of the rat race and be homeless?

Out of the rat race to live in a rat place? Are you high?

Yeah, nah, you’re right, you’re right, I just tend to get bummspired on Mondays.

3. Whoa! Your butt’s looking fab. What happened?

A few months ago I saw celebrity fitness model @JessicaBabyFat on instagram, doing squats and she changed my life. I was instantly bummspired.

I’m bummspired just hearing you talk about your bummspiration.

by JJ Seldron November 24, 2019