Bryan Murphy

One of the hottest guys on TikTok
Don’t believe me? See for yourself

Tiktok: bryanmurphyy_

Emily: did you see Bryan’s new tiktok?
Sarah: Bryan Murphy?
Emily:yeah
Sarah: Omg he’s hot

by Jjadd November 8, 2020

Bryan Rodriguez

The handsomest and sweetest guy you’ll ever have the pleasure of laying eyes on. It only takes one look to fall madly in love with Bryan. He will stay up past his bedtime to make sure you’re okay, or just because he wants to wait until you’re done with work. He is mind-blowingly hardworking, despite how much he likes to relax. He's the type of guy who is super busy, but will take time from chilling to help his family without complaining. Anyone he cares for is the luckiest person ever, and it makes sense why everyone loves him. He is so amazing that he will move you to tears.

I want to marry Bryan Rodriguez! And raise a pet duck with him!

by BabyDucky May 18, 2021

Brylan

A very thoughtful and considerate person. Brylan's are often capable of understanding Multiverse levels of knowledge, but it slows them down. Be sure to give him a cuddle and call him a good boy, or he will get very sad.

Scenario 1: Brylan? He solved The Case!
Scenario 2: Brylan cured my depression!
Scenario 3: Brylan reversed my hair loss!

"Yeah, he tends to do that…"

by Notrus April 11, 2022

bryan classic

when your winning 10 to 0 against the opposing team, and the enemy does a flawless come back, which they then essentially win.

bryan: gg ez, go next enemy actually brain dead not even bowling.
(20 minutes)
jiwon: fuck man we just pulled a bryan classic.

by IcanTakeYouToTheFirstClass April 20, 2022

Bryan Connerty

the hottest prosecuting attorney to ever walk the face of the Earth

“Have you seen Bryan Connerty… i want him in me”

by bryan simp April 22, 2022

Brydon carter

Brydon a premature boy that believes he is the main character spends too much Time trying too hard in most situations as well as watching too much cinematography and is extremely annoying. Be carful if you ever get into a car with him you may breathe your last breath. If he is lying to you he will be talking to you facing you but staring at a wall. “It is always him”

Brydon carter will walks in an starts poking you asking you questions that’s a brydon carter

by Brydon’s proctologist March 15, 2023

Bryan

Bryan is a skinny imbecile with a hugely deformed jawline that looks like it came from area 51. When an image of his jawline is posted online, it gets automatically marked as "explicit images". The user must verify that they are over 60 years old. Thus, this proves how terribly bad his jawline is. Bryan possesses an ability to remove his jawline and throw it at any entity. The jawline will come to life and start snapping at the target until they eventually succumb to the power of his bad jawline.

My laptop broke and I lost two eyes after I saw Bryan's jawline on the internet. I regret all my life choices.

by Wenomechaindasuma September 5, 2023