Twat Bollocks.

An extremely satisfying insult to use when nothing else will do! Suits all occasions!

Hey Twat Bollocks. that's my wife you are - staring at - chatting up - shagging

by Fluffysplums March 30, 2009

bollied

t0 get high off a drug usually marijuana

aye...im about t0o get bollied...

by pajama pete August 31, 2007

bollocky wank shite

general discust in the situation or frustration.

person one : no white paint in here!

person two: oh bollocky wank shite.

by megaturd March 11, 2010

bollandbollox

Someone who is extremely cool or good looking, a good way in which to describe them would be bollandbollox. Usually used as a compliment towards a boy.

'Hey girl, I think you're pretty fly'
'Hey guy, I think you're bollandbollox'

by lexxicunt February 10, 2009

Bollendorf

FRICKING AWESOMENESS ON A FRIKLING BUN. YES. I SAID FRICKLING. WITH AN L.

Bob: Hey, that girls a Bollendorf.
Alex: Dannngggg.

by uglyfrickling123456789 August 30, 2011

Donkey Bollocks

Simple minded man with large genitals.

Oy, donkey bollocks, how's it hangin'?

by J61 October 15, 2007

bisto bollocks

the appearance of the testicles after anal sex when any 'bum gravy' (a bit like fanny batter but brown in colour and from the anus) residue has been allowed to dry, thus making it look like you have just dipped your sweaty bollocks in the Bisto.

Eee and Col were having a threesome again and lucky Col got the chance to 'smash her backdoors in'. After some frantic thrusting he eventually finished and withdrew only to find his privates covered in bum gravy. Too tired to wipe his knob he fell asleep and allowed the bum gravy to dry. When he and Eee eventually woke up Eee remarked 'love the look of the Bisto bollocks mate'.

by the testicle team August 4, 2012